Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 i'm dying. my co-worker has this terrible farty smell on him about 2x a week. my other co-workers know it too. its always the same smell: a mixture of cooked cabbage and nightmares. it is so offensive but i can't think of a single way to communicate to him the extent of his stink. does anyone have tips? i've never had to deal with this before. my boss hates me and if i told him about my farty co-worker he'd probably think i was being a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 there is no easy way about it..... "{censored} insert name , did you forget to wipe your asshole today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LowEndThunder Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 So is he farting or does he just smell like farts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by preservation ....its always the same smell: a mixture of cooked cabbage and nightmares... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 or bring a can of air freshener and everytime you smell it just crop dust the place....he will catch on sooner or later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 i don't know if he is actively farting, but its all over him. kind of how a dog rolls in shat. he passes by me and i nearly fall out of my seat. the weird thing is that its not every day, but when he does declare a stink-day it is TERRIBLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beatles-1964 Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by preservation a mixture of cooked cabbage and nightmares. This is the funniest thing I have read in a month!!!! I'm sorry for that at the same time! 64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 or hire a catholic priest for a couple of hours and have him attempt to exorcise the demons from his butt hole.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Just casually say, "Does anyone else smell that" and look around the room like you're trying to investigate where it's coming from. Also check your shoes and ask others to do the same. The guy should take a hint when you can't find the smell emanating from anywhere else but him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 believe me, we've tried that.you'd have to understand this guy to realize WHY it doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by inscho there is no easy way about it....."{censored} insert name , did you forget to wipe your asshole today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 is it possible to SEE a smell ? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachary vex Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 get OSHA involved. you may need to have an exhaust fan put in. eat lots of mints those days. the smell of your own mints might help cover it up. light a candle or three on your desk, or simply start his work area on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inscho Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by preservation is it possible to SEE a smell ? :confused: you could be hallucinating from the toxic ass fumes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 i just want to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members (((echo))) Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 on bad day's tell him there is a special project on the roof that requires his expertise.. walk him up there (stay up wind) and either lock him out or throw him off, your choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arjae Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Have you been able to link it to when he wears a certain pair of shoes? Or pants? Oh that Melvin......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members usa83strat Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 this thread rocks:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 to make matters worse this former boss of ours just dropped in to visit w/ a cup of grape juice in his hand.the juice has turned his mouth red and it looks like he's wearing lipstick.so currently in our office there is a man who smells like i would imagine the word 'anguish' to smell like-ANDan elderly man with ruby red lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basscracker Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 get one of those glade plugins and plug it in under his desk,maybe that will cover his stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aeroslepperin Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 phew...i thought you were talking about me for a minute......but unless you're a middle-aged russian woman with kids, you're not next to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackpotjewell Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 First, get some fox piss. Next time he comes to work smelling like Oprah's loofah, nonchalantly spray him w/ a little. Even this stinky bastard will be offended by himself, and be forced to go home and shower and change. Then when he gets back, ask him to go out for a beer after work, it's very important to reward him for not smelling like he just had sex w/ a dead animal. One more thing, and it's optional of course, while you're drinking beers, everytime he takes a sip, stare at him and murmur something inappropriate, that way you won't have to go out drinking w/ him again. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madhatter Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by preservation so currently in our office there is a man who smells like i would imagine the word 'anguish' to smell like- AND an elderly man with ruby red lips. Thats so hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members (((echo))) Posted June 2, 2006 Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by jackpotjewell One more thing, and it's optional of course, while you're drinking beers, everytime he takes a sip, stare at him and murmur something inappropriate, that way you won't have to go out drinking w/ him again. Hope this helps. *first few years of single life now become so clear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members preservation Posted June 2, 2006 Author Members Share Posted June 2, 2006 i think the only way to reverse the wrong done to my me and my co-workers is for me to submit my 2-week notice and work in this donut factory with Derek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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