Members Zlandicar Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 I opened up all my pedals and filled the interior cavities of each with glitter glue. WOW! What a difference. I can literally hear the sparkle. I was tuning up after I did this and even the tuning notes were so lushly organic, I couldn't stand it... so I no longer tune my guitar, just on principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hbar Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 This was true until I reversed my cables. Once again, MY tone is more sparkly than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alteredsounds Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 In fact you are both wrong as mine is now more sparkely as I have build small oxygen tents for each of my pedals to ensure that no contaminants in the air might affect my tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CapnMarvel Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 The real problem is the atmosphere into which your speakers are transmitting sound. I encase my entire venue in a plastic bubble and pipe in pure argon gas at 1.26 atmospheres (just high enough to give a bit of a crispness to the 678-683 Hz range without killing my Smurfy upper-mid-highs) and then provide each audience member with a full SCUBA setup. I find people are more attentive to how good my tone is when they are unable to drink and/or flirt because of fear of asphyxiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DonaldDemon Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Originally posted by CapnMarvel The real problem is the atmosphere into which your speakers are transmitting sound. I encase my entire venue in a plastic bubble and pipe in pure argon gas at 1.26 atmospheres (just high enough to give a bit of a crispness to the 678-683 Hz range without killing my Smurfy upper-mid-highs) and then provide each audience member with a full SCUBA setup. I find people are more attentive to how good my tone is when they are unable to drink and/or flirt because of fear of asphyxiation. Oh man.....that's sig worthy stuff right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Nope. Mine is because I plug into this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zlandicar Posted January 4, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 That's sparkly stuff indeed, but it comes nowhere near the sparkliness of my haunting mids!Besides, it's got a chicken head knob. You should have known that great tone only comes from wooden knobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZJD Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 I'll give you a wooden knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uma Floresta Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Originally posted by Zlandicar That's sparkly stuff indeed, but it comes nowhere near the sparkliness of my haunting mids! Besides, it's got a chicken head knob. You should have known that great tone only comes from wooden knobs... I conjure my haunting mids via a swirly paint job. Swirly paint = the tone.I also sleep in a hyperbolic chamber. When you want to describe your tone using hyperbolic language, this is the greatest thing you can or ever will do.http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LavaMan Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Sounds like what you all of you really need is this:Cause your spending much too much time being sarcastic about tone and not playing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Uma Floresta Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Originally posted by LavaMan Sounds like what you all of you really need is this: Cause your spending much too much time being sarcastic about tone and not playing... I'd play, but I'm at work. So, I'll be as sarcastic about tone as I wanna be, Smarty Pants. Or maybe I should construct a guitar out of paper clip boxes and rubber bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CapnMarvel Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Originally posted by LavaMan Sounds like what you all of you really need is this: Cause your spending much too much time being sarcastic about tone and not playing... Yup, sorry I'm at an office rather than feeding a line of BS to my gullible customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zlandicar Posted January 4, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 That image doesn't work, dude. Try reversing the URL.Anyway, who needs tone? I've got four daisy-chained fuzz pedals and play through a bass amp with the bass maxed and everything else set to 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpectralJulian Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 You know, I was playing my bassman the other day and thought I had too much sparkle. But then I realized I accidentally plugged into the bass channel, so I went into the guitar channel and all was fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jay3265E Posted January 4, 2007 Members Share Posted January 4, 2007 Did you also notice that your penis turned into a vagina once you applied the sparkles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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