Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 i think ive gotten totally bored with conventional beauty. my fetish list just got bigger last night. last night my buddies told me if i could get the number from this girl in a wheelchair in i hung out with her most of the night, i even blew off a way hotter walking chick. i know what youre thinking- she probably had a great personality, because of her hardships. wrong. she was a bitter, hateful racist. im taking her out tonight and i cant wait! i also like the attention being with someone like that creates. like im a 'good person' or something rather than a scumbag creep that likes {censored}ing one of almost every demographic just for the sake of completeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members booher Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 m taking her out tonight and i cant wait! i also like the attention being with someone like that creates. like im a 'good person' or something rather than a scumbag creep that likes {censored}ing one of almost every demographic just for the sake of completeness. when in actuality you're just doing it for the free drinks and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members letterswewrote Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 hahaha, this is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members troubbble Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 It doesn't sound any worse than hanging out with a walker you don't like just to get with her. Just remember to use protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 It doesn't sound any worse than hanging out with a walker you don't like just to get with her. Just remember to use protection what am i 14? i only do that if they make me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dangerous dan Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 You're a sicko..... but I want a full report tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 i think i just {censored}ed up my ankle. wouldnt it be awesome if i went to pick her up with crutches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members valvestate Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 This is a nice thread. I never even think of goin' out with a girl on chair. but nice! yeah... updates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dotlikeimpact Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 As {censored}ed up as it is, it reminds me of a song an old professor of mine wrote called, ahem, "I could love a girl in a wheelchair' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 As {censored}ed up as it is, it reminds me of a song an old professor of mine wrote called, ahem, "I could love a girl in a wheelchair'yeah, well in a few hours im going to be singing a different tune, "i could make love to a girl in a wheelchair, and am!":love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jake.lind Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 I'm reminded of a proverb that I actually learned myself, but knew about it before: "Don't stick it in the crazy." You know, it's more of a suggestion than a hard, fast rule, but just a head's up. Oh, and I believe we're all expecting a full report tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 I'm reminded of a proverb that I actually learned myself, but knew about it before: "Don't stick it in the crazy." You know, it's more of a suggestion than a hard, fast rule, but just a head's up. Oh, and I believe we're all expecting a full report tomorrow. id take pictures but i cant think of a plausible explanation as to why id want to take pictures on a date, other than for a freak show. maybe if i could talk her into letting me take some really filthy sex pictures...or i could take a picture of her sleeping- but that would seem creepy on some level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lostandfoundpdx Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 i know a girl i used to work with who humped a guy in a wheelchair, she said it was teh best lay she ever had... his stuff all worked, he just couldn't walk. i say hit it brother, try to sneek a pic on yer phone while you are burying it, and make it your avatar! did you ever nail a pregnant girl? i'm tellin ya, they go off.. weird hormone things going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIKILOCKEDOUT Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 "5 year olds Dude!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 i know a girl i used to work with who humped a guy in a wheelchair, she said it was teh best lay she ever had... his stuff all worked, he just couldn't walk. i say hit it brother, try to sneek a pic on yer phone while you are burying it, and make it your avatar! did you ever nail a pregnant girl? i'm tellin ya, they go off.. weird hormone things going on... no, its still my ultimate goal in life. i still, to this day, wish i had acted on it when that pregnant lady was flirting with me. what the hell was wrong with me!...getting an idea...could you imagine...a pregnant chairbound chicky baby?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 One of my favorite things to do is have sex in a chair. I imagine a girl that is in one 24/7 will have some nice tricks up her sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TIKILOCKEDOUT Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 i know a girl i used to work with who humped a guy in a wheelchair, she said it was teh best lay she ever had... his stuff all worked, he just couldn't walk. My best friend growing up jumped off a 10 story balcony on acid in our teens and had his right leg amputated from just above the knee ... a few years later he was going out with this chick ... he used to tell me the gory details of how he got it on with the leg situation ... he had to get into this tripod position when he was on top .... this one night in THE TRIPOD he was going too hard in the plunge and accidently hit her inner thigh and broke his dick .... which then proceeded to fill his ball sack up with blood to the point where he couldn't get his legs together and get into his specialty arranged Volkswagen! ( to drive himself to emergency! ) The ambulance came and sorted him out but he ended up with a really bent wang for the rest of his days ... I couldn't stop laughing when he told me the full story ... the guy just couldn't keep away from the worst accidents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted January 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 My best friend growing up jumped off a 10 story balcony on acid in our teens and had his right leg amputated from just above the knee ... a few years later he was going out with this chick ... he used to tell me the gory details of how he got it on with the leg situation ... he had to get into this tripod position when he was on top .... this one night in THE TRIPOD he was going too hard in the plunge and accidently hit her inner thigh and broke his dick .... which then proceeded to fill his ball sack up with blood to the point where he couldn't get his legs together and get into his specialty arranged Volkswagen! The ambulance came and sorted him out but he ended up with a really bent wang for the rest of his days ... I couldn't stop laughing when he told me the full story ... the guy just couldn't keep away from the worst accidents! thats {censored}ing disgusting, and coming from me, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lostandfoundpdx Posted January 27, 2007 Members Share Posted January 27, 2007 dude, i totally LOL'ed at that story... its horrible, but so damned funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 ...or i could take a picture of her sleeping- but that would seem creepy on some level. picklelicker - you've gone WAAAAAY beyond "creepy" already. just do whatever the demons in your head tell you to do.you both deserve everything you get. trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members squareking Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 This thread makes my heart hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slc_dan Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 hahahahaha oh my god THE TRIPOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 "blew off a way hotter walking chick". I'm starting a slow clap to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted February 1, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 picklelicker - you've gone WAAAAAY beyond "creepy" already. just do whatever the demons in your head tell you to do.you both deserve everything you get. trust me. dont you have some random video to be posting youtube boy? theres no video in this thread, what are you thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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