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gibson seems to have ideas that a 4 year old would have and then shrug off after about 10 seconds.


"hey, hey... you know the paul from the 70's? let's give that a moderne headstock and knobs that look like a {censored}ing y. nah...."


"hey wouldn't it be cool if we took half the flying v and reversed it? nah...."


"hey wouldn't it be cool if we took half an sg and and half a flying v and put them together, and then covered the seam with zakk wylde's bloody {censored}? nah..."



Right u my alley.:thu:

"Hey, let's discontinue our affordable models, jack up all prices 40% during a recession, and lower our quality and craftsmanship standards."

"Hey, why don't we make a 5w bedroom amp, case it in transparent blue plastic, and charge $550.00 for it?"

"We should make an acoustic with a cheap flowery pick guard and price it at 4 thousand dollars just to see who's dumb enough to actually buy it."

"What if we made an SG, but put a Les Paul truss rod cover on it and mark it up 500 dollars?"

Sorry Royal, you got all the good "ugly guitar" jokes, so I hadda rag on their apparent recent merger with Exxon.

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