Members Unknownrash Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Man, Here I am with my laptop on the floor watching the Superbowl, ass totally numb, feet frozen, want to get up to go pee, get a beer, my two year old on the couch snoozing and farting on me, need to eat, but can't because I don't have the will to move and can't stop posting on this forum. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 This is how you will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unknownrash Posted February 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Oh good, wife just woke up from nap....must....ask....for cold beer...and frozen mug.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 This is why women exist (not to be men's slaves, but to save us from killing ourselves with laziness). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unknownrash Posted February 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by danbronson This is how you will die. Won't you feel bad if I really did die this way? I could choke on a chicken bone or something, if I had a chicken bone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Unknownrash Won't you feel bad if I really did die this way? Do you really want me to answer that? I'm quite the fan of irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Unknownrash Oh good, wife just woke up from nap....must....ask....for cold beer...and frozen mug.... Frozen mug? Good gawd man you're going to hell! Your beer sucks...you're using a frozen mug....very poor taste and civility... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Unknownrash Posted February 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by 17 Tubes Frozen mug? Good gawd man you're going to hell! Your beer sucks...you're using a frozen mug....very poor taste and civility... Hey how'd you know it was Miller Lite? It does suck, but beggars can't be choosers. Plus gay ass Indiana doesn't sell alcohol on Sundays and I didn't plan ahead so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Unknownrash Hey how'd you know it was Miller Lite? It does suck, but beggars can't be choosers. Plus gay ass Indiana doesn't sell alcohol on Sundays and I didn't plan ahead so... Hah...when you need a frozen mug, the beer sucks.Cheers though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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