Members planet shh Posted April 4, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 4, 2006 Update: Ok, so I ordered a few more Distortus Maximus pedals and a few kacks. The kans work for now, but I really want to rok louder and harder so I'm also having my KranK modded by Prof. Krankenstein to be 666 watts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mmetalmilitiaa Posted April 4, 2006 Members Share Posted April 4, 2006 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CheeseMustDie Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 What you need is some Crank, Drugs always help the music process. but if all else fails buy 3 more KRANK heads, The more amps, the better tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LedZep77 Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 Have you ever played Mortal Kombat. Kause in those games they spell everything with a K. I kan't understand how they kould possibly think that was kool, but then again I'm not one of the games kreators, am I? So I really kan't komprehend what was going through their kraniums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V-Type Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 Originally posted by LedZep77 Have you ever played Mortal Kombat. Kause in those games they spell everything with a K. I kan't understand how they kould possibly think that was kool, but then again I'm not one of the games kreators, am I? So I really kan't komprehend what was going through their kraniums But Kant Kreator be Kool for Komprehending kraniums? Well Kould they? /m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LedZep77 Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 Originally posted by V-Type But Kant Kreator be Kool for Komprehending kraniums? Well Kould they? /m I suppose it kould be, although your sentence is a bit konfusing. You need to khill on the krack, got it khump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V-Type Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 Originally posted by LedZep77 I suppose it kould be, although your sentence is a bit konfusing. You need to khill on the krack, got it khump? K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LedZep77 Posted April 5, 2006 Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 I kan't think of any more kool sentence kreations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members planet shh Posted April 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 5, 2006 Originally posted by LedZep77 Have you ever played Mortal Kombat. Kause in those games they spell everything with a K. I kan't understand how they kould possibly think that was kool, but then again I'm not one of the games kreators, am I? So I really kan't komprehend what was going through their kraniums I liked Johnny Kage. That games pretty sweet. I should play it and hook it up to my KranK and wake up the neighbors!!!! I spilled some ice kream on my amp today and at first I was a little worried. But I kranked it up and what do you know it gave me a pretty krushing sound! I kan't believe everyone doesn't use a KranK amp!!!! If you have any kwestionz ask this guy!http://www.myspace.com/krankaddict I just found him yesterday and he's pretty kool. Got real kool advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members planet shh Posted April 9, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 9, 2006 Update: So I had my first gig the other night! I went really well, but my KranK was so heavy! I think I may have a few too many kabs. But I need to kut through the miks. So I sought out some professional advice, and I was wondering how kredible you guys think it is. This is our aim conversation. He's Krank AddiKt I'm Cani Neex Hales (Canine Exhales). Cani Neex Hales: Hey Cani Neex Hales: Kan you help me out? Krank AddiKt: yes my son Cani Neex Hales: my KranK is too heavy, i kan't karry it Cani Neex Hales: kould I have it modded to be lighter by prof KranKenstein? Krank AddiKt: Kranks do not need modifikation, they are the most perfekt amps to ever kome out. Krank AddiKt: You must akwire a team of white stallions to karry your krank for you Krank AddiKt: or maybe even okkaisionally lift some weights Krank AddiKt: the weight of kranks kreates the tone koming from the amp Krank AddiKt: so no you kannot mod a krank Krank AddiKt: its an ill konceived thought Krank AddiKt: asketh your further kwestions Cani Neex Hales: is it ok if i aktually just kall you? Krank AddiKt: the krank kost -free kommunikation lines are akksecible 24 hours a day Krank AddiKt: feel free too kall 666-1313 Krank AddiKt: area kode (666) Krank AddiKt: however speek kwietly during the kall, i dont want you to kause unkorrektable korrosion to my ears Krank AddiKt: i need them to koncetrate kompletely on the new Krank amp Krank AddiKt: The KRANKINATOR Krank AddiKt: i must kwit this konverstion Cani Neex Hales: Why mastor? Krank AddiKt: if the sekret of the Krankinator gets out....... a dark shadow will be kast upon metal as we know it Krank AddiKt: the sekret must be kept Cani Neex Hales: Yes mastor. I will keep the sekret. Cani Neex Hales: I'll do my best to kontain. Krank AddiKt: i' m koncerned that you kant be kompletely trusted Krank AddiKt: but you are now in konfidence Krank AddiKt: goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zyngath Posted April 9, 2006 Members Share Posted April 9, 2006 Originally posted by Daniel Kamerman Do you like gladiator movies? You ever seen a grown man naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members planet shh Posted April 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Kan we get this stikied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DoubleBarrel Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Originally posted by planet shh Should I get a Blue Voodoo?Any suggestions? I kan't get my KranK to sound good unless I Krank it and turn the E Kue knobz down all the way.So now I'm thinking of just selling the KranK and getting a Krate. Opinions please?I just want to sound like Metallika. Turn down the ebonics knob. those are both Krap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danyeo Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Krank's cut through fine, well they cut through a dumpster full of garbage fine. If you throw a Krank head into a pile of {censored} it cut's through straight to the bottom. You won't get that sort of focus with any Diezel or Boogie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members planet shh Posted April 17, 2006 Author Members Share Posted April 17, 2006 Originally posted by planet shh Kan we get this stikied? ??? Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members planet shh Posted November 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 Kan we get this stikied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SiCkboy78 Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 Should I get a Blue Voodoo?Any suggestions? I kan't get my KranK to sound good unless I Krank it and turn the E Kue knobz down all the way.So now I'm thinking of just selling the KranK and getting a Krate. Opinions please?I just want to sound like Metallika. Yes, just get a blue voodoo...It's like one of the best amps for tone. It will nail Tallica's black album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 Holy exhumed thread, Batman!Ah, reminds me of the good 'ole days. This forum used to be so much more fun. Kan we get this stikied?It's you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ScreaminSaint Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 Krank is a hell of a drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurityS.L.G. Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 Join the KKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mpdan Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 This just goes to show that crap marketing and stupid logos & names can really hurt the image. KranK? It's sounds like a 13 year old AOLer came up with that name. KranK iT uP!@1!! Stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=Diz-Tortion=- Posted November 30, 2007 Members Share Posted November 30, 2007 some people have too much time on their hands hahah, krap thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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