Members FWAxeIbanez Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 And in an effort to keep from splattering my monitor and keyboard with beef, cheese, and lettuce I put my hand over my mouth... I can feel the hot sauce in my sinuses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Have you ever snorted soda? It's goood that way. :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Your post count: 2121:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FWAxeIbanez Posted September 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 I just blew my nose and there was a piece of tomato on the napkin this sucks My eyes are still watering, I should have just sacrificed the monitor and keyboard. Being a martyr sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 I barfed once and there was a green bean hanging from my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inearthed Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by FWAxeIbanez And in an effort to keep from splattering my monitor and keyboard with beef, cheese, and lettuce I put my hand over my mouth... I can feel the hot sauce in my sinuses For some reason your avatar goes really well with this post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AtillaTheHungry Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 I just shot tacos out of my eyes and blew someone up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FWAxeIbanez Posted September 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 our avatars would make a match made in heaven... we should hook them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inearthed Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by OneArmedScissors I just shot tacos out of my eyes and blew someone up. Kinda like that amp that has lazers shooting out of the skull's eyes, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FWAxeIbanez Posted September 7, 2006 Author Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by Inearthed For some reason your avatar goes really well with this post... hahahaha, agreed... the funniest thing is I hadn't read your post before I posted the one about me and MYK's going together so well what a trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members STEEL KAGE Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by FWAxeIbanez And in an effort to keep from splattering my monitor and keyboard with beef, cheese, and lettuce I put my hand over my mouth... I can feel the hot sauce in my sinuses I did the same thing when eating a burrito and just turned towards the wall and let fly; It looked like Modern art!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dethmetalanimal Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 one time i sneezed and yawned at the same time. it felt like a stick of dynamite went off in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 I chew on things, chronically. I keep an entire box of straws (I'll take entire handfulls of straws at fast food joints, just to chew on them) and gum in the house to keep from chewing up anything important. Yeah, yeah, make all the oral fixation jokes you need to. Particulary fond of Legos when I was a lad. No real reason, I'd just compulsively pop some 4x8 tile or a something into my mouth, and start working it over. Anyway, one time, I had absentmindedly take on one of the lego men's heads, it was a blank one, with no face, so it was worthless, eh? Anyway, my brothers, if they could, would tell me to stop, and I would. I almost never noticed what I was doing until they said "What are you chewing on?" a question that still haunts me. "Spit it out, man.""Sorry, dude. Already in. It's gone.""The hell it is," and my bro punched me in the gut. Ever have and entire lego man head shoot through your nose? Pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members des67 Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by BrendanO I chew on things, chronically. I keep an entire box of straws (I'll take entire handfulls of straws at fast food joints, just to chew on them) and gum in the house to keep from chewing up anything important. Yeah, yeah, make all the oral fixation jokes you need to. Particulary fond of Legos when I was a lad. No real reason, I'd just compulsively pop some 4x8 tile or a something into my mouth, and start working it over.Anyway, one time, I had absentmindedly take on one of the lego men's heads, it was a blank one, with no face, so it was worthless, eh? Anyway, my brothers, if they could, would tell me to stop, and I would. I almost never noticed what I was doing until they said "What are you chewing on?" a question that still haunts me."Spit it out, man.""Sorry, dude. Already in. It's gone.""The hell it is," and my bro punched me in the gut.Ever have and entire lego man head shoot through your nose?Pain. Sorry man but I just couldnt help but laugh at that.....must have hurt:freak: Sneezing and farting at the same time is quite something also:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members branjispad Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 FW Ibanez i been meaning to ask if your avatar was you or the kid in super troopers. or both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Trashburg Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 This thread needs the pic of that guy moshing or what ever and puking at the same time all over.-R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ulank Posted September 7, 2006 Members Share Posted September 7, 2006 Originally posted by FWAxeIbanez And in an effort to keep from splattering my monitor and keyboard with beef, cheese, and lettuce I put my hand over my mouth... I can feel the hot sauce in my sinuses That sucks!! I hears ya! I've done that before. No fun. I've also made myself sick from a piece of saurkraut. I was eating kraut and swallowed funny and felt a little bit of kraut take a turn into my sinuses. Sure enough, half an hour later, I start feeling sick - like head cold sick, not stomach sick. For the next two days I was down for the count. Worst stuffed up head ever. Then on the third day I started hockin up good loogies and when I started building up a good loogie I felt something dislodge from the back of my nose. I spit it out and it strangely resembled a piece of kraut (easily confused for a booger of course, but I digress.) Sure enough, half an hour after that, I start clearing up and by the next day I was fine. Head cold by kraut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Evil Jimmi Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 I sneezed once . . . right as I was swallowing a shot of Crown Royal--the physics of the whole event forced the entirety of the shot into my sinuses. I puked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members circlejerk Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Sneezing in the car while eating candy sucks too. Your hand's pretty much sticky until you get somewhere to wipe it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ScreaminSaint Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Originally posted by BrendanO Ever have and entire lego man head shoot through your nose?Pain. Dude, i may not agree with you on alot of stuff, but i do admire your sense of humor! That was your funniest post ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Originally posted by ScreaminSaint Dude, i may not agree with you on alot of stuff, I only speak in lies. Says so on my profile page. Besides; left, right, religious, athiest, up, down, black, white...doesn't mean a whole lot when I'm bat{censored} loco. It's a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Originally posted by BrendanO I chew on things, chronically. I keep an entire box of straws (I'll take entire handfulls of straws at fast food joints, just to chew on them) and gum in the house to keep from chewing up anything important. Yeah, yeah, make all the oral fixation jokes you need to. Particulary fond of Legos when I was a lad. No real reason, I'd just compulsively pop some 4x8 tile or a something into my mouth, and start working it over.Pain. the plastic tags from clothes (that hold the price tag on)... now thats some good chewin, not difficult or super long lastin one, but damn its smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheBurninator Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Originally posted by -=MYK=- Where on EARTH did you find that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted September 8, 2006 Members Share Posted September 8, 2006 Total party foul, Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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