Members John_McEnroe Posted November 22, 2002 Members Share Posted November 22, 2002 Courtesy of MC Paul Barnum. "I've got a very goth towel/ A terrycloth cowl/ And when I wear it/ I'm a hairy moth owl." "I'm iller than the Iliad/ And show more than Shoah/ While you're so corny you've got a SOH-CAH-TOA/ PEMDAS EFX the number one skirmisher." "I'm advancing the art form/ De-pantsing a fart storm/ Some people don't like thinking/ I guess it's too hard for 'em." "I bungee jump/ Into my grungy dump/ And come up with a trust fund-y dust bunny spongy clump." "My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BryanMichael Posted November 22, 2002 Members Share Posted November 22, 2002 ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz{censored}offzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FearMeWithMyLP Posted November 23, 2002 Members Share Posted November 23, 2002 HAHHAHA! HEHEHH!!! those rhymes are so wack, that they are entertaining!!! Thanx for introducing me to this dOOd! I'm gonna support him!!! I'm dead serious to. I like lyrics that seem to have a bit of nonsense and fun to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tjs Posted November 25, 2002 Members Share Posted November 25, 2002 Stephen Lynch: Lullaby ------------ Hush little girl, sweet sweet baby don't cry tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight Why can't it all be like it was before? How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore?... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus I think that's why your mommy left us Hush little girl, there is no reason to fret tonight Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget...[cough]...tonight Soon it will all be like it was before Any minute she will walk through that front door But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss I think that's why your mommy left us Please don't cry I swear I'll try To be here by your side... Right after daddy gets home from the bar Visits his bookie and steals a new car He'll drive to the strip club And if daddy plays his cards right, He'll bring home your new mommy tonight :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jagr Posted November 25, 2002 Members Share Posted November 25, 2002 Stephen Lynch is the greatest lyricist of our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tjs Posted November 25, 2002 Members Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by jagr Stephen Lynch is the greatest lyricist of our time. +1:D OK, maybe not, but he's still pretty damn funny!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jagr Posted November 26, 2002 Members Share Posted November 26, 2002 I first heard Lullaby on Opie and Anthony. When he started singing "cause daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores" coffee came straight out of my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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