Members Devinstation Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 Well? My first bantz ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The_J-Train Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 you have {censored}ing chuck norris is your avatar and you didn't use him in the title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted August 6, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 you have {censored}ing chuck norris is your avatar and you didn't use him in the title? Chuck Norris hates hummer's, he rides a {censored}in' unicorn named Rocky. And if you call him a bitch he will snap your neck and feed it to Rocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The_J-Train Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 Chuck Norris hates hummer's, he rides a {censored}in' unicorn named Rocky. And if you call him a bitch he will snap your neck and feed it to Rocky.Don't start talking about chuck's omnipotence in order to draw attention away at your thread title failure!:mad::mad::mad::mad:blargh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 When chuck norris walks in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted August 6, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 When chuck norris walks in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd For a filming of Walker Texas Ranger in Paris, France surrendered to Chuck Norris ... just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 When chuck norris walks in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd Chuck Norris doesn't walk in water, he walks on it. And if he starts to sink, he hits it with a roundhouse and tells it to... solidify?I fail:cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 For a filming of Walker Texas Ranger in Paris, France surrendered to Chuck Norris ... just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted August 6, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't walk in water, he walks on it. And if he starts to sink, he hits it with a roundhouse and tells it to... solidify?I fail:cry: A list of Chuck Norris's Favorite Foods: - Whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 "Chuck norris has already been to mars; that's why there's no sign of life there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phishmonkey Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 you have {censored}ing chuck norris is your avatar and you didn't use him in the title?Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 "Chuck Norris is what willis was talkin bout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 "A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Devinstation Posted August 6, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 I am thinking of buying this guitar from this guy. He drives a Hummer so he should be OK right? He told me he has to ship it from prison, but that he snuck it in by taking it apart and stuffing the pieces in his ass. And that his cellmate/lover Scruffy was the roadie for Megadeath and he put the guitar back together, and it plays like a dream ... but that it smells a bit like poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Japetus Posted August 6, 2008 Members Share Posted August 6, 2008 I love the tuners under the bridge!!! 2 necks isn't enough for me, bro!! And why the spartan pickup/knob combo? After going to that excess with that monstrosity, why not at least throw a tone knob or even another pickup on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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