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how do you retrieve picks you dropped into you acoustic?


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Simples.

 

* Look through the sound hole so that you can see the pick.

* Stick a pencil (the eraser end is great) through the strings and hold the pick in place.

* Carefully turn the guitar over and as you remove the pencil, the pick will come tumbling out into your eye... :p

 

Big smiles,

 

Andy.

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I get on an internet message board to try and find all the different methods, then I take those methods, write them on tiny pieces of paper, lite that paper on fire with wooden matches and burn the paper along with puppy whiskers and dried roses. I take those ashes and cover my naked body with them.

Then I jump in the shower, rinsing my body (and soul) of those ashes untill a gooey paste forms on the floor of the shower. I run out to my yard, still naked and wet and roll around in the dirt untill I am covered like a cinamon donut. I pour 3/4 of a glass of heavy cream, plus 7/8 of a cup of skim milk-making almost a half and half (but not quite half and half) mixture into the gooyey paste on the shower floor, then take that paste and smear it all over my guitar.

Then I shake it untill it comes out.

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