Members Neilrocks25 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Job as a bukkake recipient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uncle_Milton Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Mojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Just hold your breath for as long as you can at the start of the interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Do a Zentman and crap your self, they will feel sorry for you and give you the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aibric Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Hope yours went better than mine, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shodan5000 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 God I know how that feels. Last week I had an interview like that with the sheriff's office. All the big wigs were there asking all kinds of questions and throwing out scenarios to me. But they tossed out some jokes and what not and that helped me relax a lot. I still hate the "What's your best and worst quality?" questions though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 I still hate the "What's your best and worst quality?" questions though. Oh god, the generic "I read a book on how to make great hires" questions... "Tell me about a time when you showed you were a great team player." "What's your worst quality?" :rolleyes: "Sell me this pen." :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aibric Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 That's nothing. I just got off a phone interview where I was quizzed with glossary terms and test questions I haven't heard of or thought about in like 3 years. {censored} I halfway remember from introduction to Java courses...and this is a company that develops exclusively in .NET. I totally bombed it too because I would never have expected them to ask this {censored}. It has no bearing on actually DOING anything. I would have had to go back to an old Java textbook and study the glossary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lord ToneKing Posted February 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well the interview went excellent!! Bunch of older women who were joking and making things very comfortable. I answered everything they asked with what I believe were the answers they wanted to hear...they arranged a phone interview with the big dog for the final step. I could just tell that they really like my personality and my many years of experience I think I nailed it! BTW...it's a maintenace coordinator position for the biggest and most expensive assisted senior living complexes in the state. Great pay, full benefits, medical (-0-co-pay) dental ins, 2 weeks paid vacation, 2 weeks sick days, paid holidays...401k (if that means anything anymore:confused:)...it's just a really good job for me thanks for the mojo ma peeps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members /pepi\ Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 GREAT Sounds like the combination of Butt Plug, dude and far out man worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sandman31774 Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Tom, hope all continues to go well with the job prospect !!! Does that mean no more huge bucks on the private property with Mathews in hand? Of course I understand the benefits et al with this new job is more important ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Oh god, the generic "I read a book on how to make great hires" questions... "Tell me about a time when you showed you were a great team player." "What's your worst quality?" :rolleyes: "Sell me this pen." :rolleyes: 1.) Well, this one time, Jim was talking about how great Marsha's ass looked in her short skirt, so we both went up and grabbed it at the same time. 2.) I'm too awesome. Wait, no that's a good quality too. {censored} it. I'm perfect. 3.) If you're dumb enough to buy your own pen, maybe I should be interviewing for your job instead. Congrats btw Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 I was gonna tell you, dont forget to put on pants. But in a room full of old women, who needs pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members draelyc Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well the interview went excellent!! Bunch of older women who were joking and making things very comfortable. I answered everything they asked with what I believe were the answers they wanted to hear...they arranged a phone interview with the big dog for the final step. I could just tell that they really like my personality and my many years of experience I think I nailed it! BTW...it's a maintenace coordinator position for the biggest and most expensive assisted senior living complexes in the state. Great pay, full benefits, medical (-0-co-pay) dental ins, 2 weeks paid vacation, 2 weeks sick days, paid holidays...401k (if that means anything anymore:confused:)...it's just a really good job for me thanks for the mojo ma peeps! Rock AND roll, brutha! More mojo sent to help close the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aibric Posted February 16, 2010 Members Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well the interview went excellent!! Bunch of older women who were joking and making things very comfortable. I answered everything they asked with what I believe were the answers they wanted to hear...they arranged a phone interview with the big dog for the final step. I could just tell that they really like my personality and my many years of experience I think I nailed it! BTW...it's a maintenace coordinator position for the biggest and most expensive assisted senior living complexes in the state. Great pay, full benefits, medical (-0-co-pay) dental ins, 2 weeks paid vacation, 2 weeks sick days, paid holidays...401k (if that means anything anymore:confused:)...it's just a really good job for me thanks for the mojo ma peeps! Its Miller time! And by Miller time, I mean time for a beer other than Miller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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