Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 In that case tell him there are many fish in the sea and if he starts off on a tangent throw his ass in the bay. Lol topical.It works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 In that case tell him there are many fish in the sea and if he starts off on a tangent throw his ass in the bay.lead boots not optional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Detonator Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 have you thought about discretely giving him a call while you're {censored}ing his ex?? just speed dial the number before you start and place the phone by the bedside and billy comes through with the goods. do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 I'm sure if it meant he could get back with the girl he would blow the hell out of you and I I don't think I'd ever want a strait guy to suck my dick. I mean a blow job from a dude would be really awkward and not very enjoyable but {censored} if you're gonna suck a dick do a good job at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beavis808 Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 I don't think I'd ever want a strait guy to suck my dick. I mean a blow job from a dude would be really awkward and not very enjoyable but {censored} if you're gonna suck a dick do a good job at least.Holy {censored}. I'm so tempted to sig this, but I don't know if I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Never gave it that much thought hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Holy {censored}. I'm so tempted to sig this, but I don't know if I should. If you don't it will be forgotten by tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beavis808 Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 If you don't it will be forgotten by tomorrow. Alright.... {censored} it, I'm doing it haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 So...much...bad...grammar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Correct it for me please?I apologize ad it's late here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 So...much...bad...grammar... Its 2 am here. Do you expect quality or do you just want him to send pics of himself {censored}ing her doggy style, so stalker guy can cry and masturbate to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Correct it for me please?I apologize ad it's late here To be honest, I couldn't decipher enough of the first post to understand what was going on, so I couldn't correct it if I tried. I had to read the entire first page to understand what was going on. Don't mind me, though, I don't really have a vested interest in correcting grammar; I just want to be able to read a coherent sentence/statement/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Voltaire Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 To be honest, I couldn't decipher enough of the first post to understand what was going on, so I couldn't correct it if I tried. I had to read the entire first page to understand what was going on.Don't mind me, though, I don't really have a vested interest in correcting grammar; I just want to be able to read a coherent sentence/statement/etc. luk atchu witcher GRAMMZ nd shiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gdwill2u Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Not trying to be an ole fuddy duddy, but take the high road. You always feel better and this is proof that you are not letting him control you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timehat Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 lead boots not optional I read that as "lead boost". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Send him pics of you and her in various sexual positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lenduffy Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Give in to his advances, make sweet love to him, call him the next day, go out to dinner a couple of times and then abruptly dump him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hapless Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 My sister had some Douche stalking her. I told her to let me know if she was legitimately worried about her safety. She asked about restraining orders. I told her they're useless and only establish motive... Restraining orders/orders of protection do work, as long as the petitioner calls the police EVERY time the respondent violates the order, in even the smallest way. But most people let the little {censored} slide, and keep letting it slide, emboldening the respondent until they violate in a big way, some times with fatal results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Give in to his advances, make sweet love to him, call him the next day, go out to dinner a couple of times and then abruptly dump him. Best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 Send him pics of you and her in various sexual positions. I do like this one a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members thenakedarab Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 I do like this one a lot What's not to like? Voyeuristic? checkClearly displays dominance? checkGive you an excuse to get kinky with the new girl? check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slim Jim Posted March 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 What's not to like?Voyeuristic? checkClearly displays dominance? checkGive you an excuse to get kinky with the new girl? check I like the way you think. I should just put a link to his band so everyone can tell him to kill himself.But I'm trying so hard to be mature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 I like the way you think. I should just put a link to his band so everyone can tell him to kill himself. But I'm trying so hard to be mature You might even be able to angle for a little butt sex. Just say, well baby if we take pictures of me sticking it in your pooper it will clearly show that you care more for me than for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thinkpad20 Posted March 27, 2010 Members Share Posted March 27, 2010 DP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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