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Good evening, I'm chuck taylor. It's been a very busy day in the news. A lot of things have happened. A staten island man is listed in stable condition tonight after a brutal assault by rapper method man following an argument. The victim addressed the press earlier today.

 

Straight torture, son. First he put my nuts on the dresser. It was crazy-- just my nuts. And then he banged them [beep]... he sewed my [beep] shut. And feeding me, and feeding me! This all took place in the slums of shaolin. There was the rza, the gza, ol' dirty bastard, raekwon the chef, u-god, inspectah deck and, of course, the method man.

 

The victim also said that at one point during the altercation, method man put a hanger on the stove and left it for, like, 40 minutes and then he stuck it in his ass real slow. Tssssss. At this point, method man is still at large, so stay tuned to news channel 3 for this and other stories. I'm chuck taylor, we'll be right back with more.

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shut. And feeding me, and feeding me! This all took place in the slums of shaolin. There was the rza, the gza, ol' dirty bastard, raekwon the chef, u-god, inspectah deck and, of course, the method man.


The victim also said that at one point during the altercation, method man put a hanger on the stove and left it for, like, 40 minutes and then he stuck it in his ass real slow. Tssssss. At this point, method man is still at large, so stay tuned to news channel 3 for this and other stories. I'm chuck taylor, we'll be right back with more.

 

 

whats sad is that most people dont know thats a song...

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