Bros, bro advice: Being a wingman

[cavemanic]

It's not just what to do its what not to do.

If you talk up your buddy do it in subtle ways otherwise it just looks try hard

Take care of any cock blockers or mother hens, but realistically you should only go so far occupying a fatty to get your buddy in.

Keep the momentum going to get the job done..... Ie lead and be decisive.

Nothing worse than a bunch of guys who can't come up with a game plan after the bar closes with some girls in tow

Have all that {censored} worked out before hand. Clean your place before you go out

[rleechb]

As wingman, it's your duty to distract. Your buddy needs to open up a set of girls (you shouldn't, because the one who opens usually appears much more 'alpha' than the wing), pick his girl, and move forward. You have to take all the other girls, and keep them occupied (if you can move them physically away from his target, then even better).

imo, don't buy rounds of drinks for girls. It's a sucker move. If they ask, you tell them you'll get the next round because "you're not that guy". Or, if you've got balls, say you'll get a round if she makes out with you (has worked for me).

btw... make sure he doesn't open with "are you girls having a good time", or "what're u drinking?" Every single guy I know opens with this... it's lame and every chick has heard it a million times.

[rleechb]

On the topic of pickup, some of the most hilarious pickup artists ever:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RuzsZ8GyM38

[nightflameauto]

As wingman, it's your duty to distract. Your buddy needs to open up a set of girls (you shouldn't, because the one who opens usually appears much more 'alpha' than the wing), pick his girl, and move forward. You have to take all the other girls, and keep them occupied (if you can move them physically away from his target, then even better).

 

 

Back to my point - if your buddy can't pull on his own, at all, and is shy and quiet and/or just plain sucks with women, the hottay/scud thing can help. Hottays hang with scuds in pairs because they figure:

1. The scud is a problem for any single guy attempting to pick them up.

2. NOBODY will EVER hit on the scud. Of course, the hottay agrees that if someone does hit on the scud she can go off with them 'cause {censored}, what are the chances right? Zero. Zero chances.

 

Go in all guns blazing on the scud, and let your shy friend bring up the rear in a few minutes. But make sure he waits a few minutes. The female mentality going on for the hottay will work MAGIC for his apparents skills. Suddenly, her butt-ugly landwhale of a friend is getting hit on by a somewhat attractive dude and she's left with a huge WTF hanging over her head. That WTF pretty quickly turns into, "is there something wrong with me?" Pretty soon, she's willing to take any male attention to distract her from the fact that fatty mcdoublestuff is getting the attention and even your dumbass lame-brain friend will be able to sweep in and make the kill with minimal effort.

 

Actually writing this out makes me realize I really shoulda cashed in some of my buds for higher quality bros when I was a teen/twenty-something. Oh the nights wasted chatting fatties and sharing pizzas. Well, sharing is generous. Really just buying them pizzas. And trying not to get any on me.

[Mike LX-R]

being a wingman is tricky. be a good one. get your buddy laid.

[-Assy-]

my posts always get buried at the bottom of the previous page and forgotten.

 

 

 

 

brb suicide

brb failure

[Rock Hardness]

Women are not actually going out to get laid. There is some kind of Dark Cabaal of women in {censored}-me-pumps and double-baggers that feeds on male rejection, hatching elaborate schemes and machinations designed to keep The Penis at bay. No doubt it recieves heavy funding from pornographers and the Kleenex corporation.

[decode6]

HCAF suddenly turns into 4chan, this news and more tonight at 9.

[Rock Hardness]

 

HCAF suddenly turns into 4chan, this news and more tonight at 9.

 

OK, I was trying to be satirical.......

[nightflameauto]

HCAF suddenly turns into 4chan, this news and more tonight at 9.

 

 

Suddenly? We're like 4chan's slightly more inebriated cousin at the best of times.

[themadscientist]

{censored} this wingman {censored}, take a picture of your face, make it a mask, give it to your friend




if you get caught with a fatty, make sure you're carrying your 'distraction ribeye', I never leave home without it

[Mike LX-R]

Women are not actually going out to get laid. There is some kind of Dark Cabaal of women in {censored}-me-pumps and double-baggers that feeds on male rejection, hatching elaborate schemes and machinations designed to keep The Penis at bay. No doubt it recieves heavy funding from pornographers and the Kleenex corporation.

Come to LA. The porn industry just got sent to other states due to stupid condom in porn laws and the bitches aint got the money no mo'.

They have to spread for the bread. They go out to ho-out.

Peace and {censored} brother

[MatchFive]