Members Pepi Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 I worked and I worked to try to get the forum back up running. Lou came in and within a few he had everything lined out and the forum running again. Lou emailed me about downloading the Harmony Central FTP patch This has made my Harmony Central connection and posting the best it has been in years Thanks again Lou Speed. Without you this forum may have been down for days
Members ShaneV2 Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 He's a gentleman and a scholar.
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 Did I ever tell you about the time Lou Speed and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Lou throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Lou decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Members ShaneV2 Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 One time Lou Speed punched me in the face. It was awesome!
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Speed!
Members charveldan Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 Lou's idea of wine with dinner is a bottle of Maddog & a bag of pretzels........:lol:
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 If you drop a phonograph needle on Lou's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
Members Pepi Posted September 11, 2012 Author Members Posted September 11, 2012 Lou just called me. He is so grateful for my appreciation thread he is going to take me and my family out on his yacht for the weekend
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 11, 2012 Members Posted September 11, 2012 This one time at band camp, sasquatch took a picture of Lou Speed and Lou punched him in his hairy dick then sasquatch gave him a bag of beef jerky. It was the best day of my life.
Members Pepi Posted September 12, 2012 Author Members Posted September 12, 2012 OMG ... OMG !!! Lou just called me back. He said if I could get next week off he would fly the family and me to England for the week. He has his own learjet 85
Members kissmyace Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 Did I ever tell you about the time Lou Speed and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Lou throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Lou decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human. sounds like you may have rode up to broke- back mountain
Members Lou Speed Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 I appreciate the appreciation but I must give credit where credit is due. I wouldn't be able to do the things I do without the skills and knowledge I learned from my mentor Bill Brasky. To Bill Brasky!
Members Stevetemp Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 One time.....I tried to be contraian with Lou Speed. I typed and typed. Lots of capitalization for emphasis, some buts and althoughs, a few be that as it mays. Paragraph spacing for no reason. I thought I had driven him bug {censored} insane right from the getgo. I waited with impatient obsessiveness for many and all the and a few passers-by with the 's. Lou Speed, at first a hated albeit mysterious villain turned hero....simply replied....
Members madrigal77 Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 Lou Speed is a SON OF A BITCH!! I once saw Lou Speed scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 Lou Speed is a ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Members Gary666 Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 He doesn't afraid of anything and likes puppies, what's not to like?
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 Makes me feel kinda bad for peeing in his soup. Only kinda...
Members Abouttreefitty Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 You know he sheds his skin once a year?
Members Crunchtime Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 He's such a Boss, I'd let him do my wife.
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 He's such a Boss, I'd let him do my wife. He probably already has, you just didn't catch him because he's quick.
Members Crunchtime Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 He probably already has, you just didn't catch him because he's quick. I doubt it. I'm sure he's {censored}ing huge and things would be stretched out afterwards.
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 I doubt it. I'm sure he's {censored}ing huge and things would be stretched out afterwards. ...So just tell her to do some damn kegel exercises and it'll all be good.
Members Valtiel Posted September 12, 2012 Members Posted September 12, 2012 I once saw Lou Speed unhinge his jaw and swallow a whole rack of ribs. He tipped generously and then gave the waitress a quick dicking in the supply closet.
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