Members tbry Posted January 24, 2013 Members Share Posted January 24, 2013 Man who run in Front of car get tired. Man who run behind Car get exhausted. Man with one Chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted January 24, 2013 Members Share Posted January 24, 2013 Impossible for man to rape woman. Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down.Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot unsanitary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sangemon Posted January 25, 2013 Members Share Posted January 25, 2013 Skeleton who goes into bar asks bartender for Guinness and mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FretFiend. Posted January 25, 2013 Members Share Posted January 25, 2013 A guy knocks on the farmer's door at night. When the farmer comes to the door, the guy says, "My car broke down just up the road. I'll be able to get it fixed in the morning. Could you let me stay here for the night?"The farmer rubs his chin and says, "Sure, you can stay, but I have to warn you. I don't have any daughters." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Opa John Posted January 25, 2013 Members Share Posted January 25, 2013 Two gay guys were at the park watching a dog licking his balls. The one guy says, "Man. I wish I could do that."The other guy says, "Me too, but I'm afraid if I tried it he might bite me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Michael Martin Posted February 2, 2013 Members Share Posted February 2, 2013 It's so cold here in Iowa, I was driving home on I-35 last night and saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of a thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldTwelver Posted February 2, 2013 Members Share Posted February 2, 2013 Michael Martin wrote: It's so cold here in Iowa, I was driving home on I-35 last night and saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of a thumb. That wasn't a thumb Michael !!!!! Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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