Members John Sayers Posted August 5, 2005 Members Share Posted August 5, 2005 sorry if you've already seen this You know you're living in 2005 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your mobile, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. I'd add 21. you haven't been to the bank for over a year. cheers john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AudioMaverick Posted August 5, 2005 Members Share Posted August 5, 2005 ##. Since the aquisition, you've been transferred to at least two other bildings with diiferent names on them.**. Since the aquisition, your paycheck has had at least 3 different company names on it.++. In the last 4 years, you've had 6 different medical providers==. You can't go on vacation, unless you bring your cell phone, call in every day, and send in your weekly summary report, via email.--. You start using diffrent symbols for numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ani Posted August 5, 2005 Members Share Posted August 5, 2005 Your company's personnel office will now be located in North Carolina when you work in Kansas City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Geoff Grace Posted August 5, 2005 Members Share Posted August 5, 2005 You never met most of your best friends because you only know them online. Best, Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super 8 Posted August 5, 2005 Members Share Posted August 5, 2005 Originally posted by Geoff Grace You never met most of your best friends because you only know them online. I like this one the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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