Neologisms

[daklander]

1. Coffee (n), the person upon whom

one coughs.

 

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over

how much weight you have gained.

 

3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope

of ever having a flat stomach.

 

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an

explanation while drunk.

 

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

 

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a

condition in which you

absentmindedly answer the door

in your nightgown.

 

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

 

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored

mouthwash. I would say it's more like garlic flavored.....

 

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency

vehicle that picks you up after you

are run over by a steamroller.

 

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding

hairline.

 

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question

on an exam, while a retesticle could be where you plug the lamp into...

 

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified

bearing adopted by proctologists.

 

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian

proctologist.

 

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles

his conversation with Yiddishisms.

 

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when

you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof

and gets stuck there.

 

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the

front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish man.

[philbo]

snerk (n), a green object that flies out of your nostril and sticks to your bosses tie after he tells you an off-color joke.