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From http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1148968/guitar_fetish.html?cat=52:

 

Associated content Guitar Fetish Movie Idea By Ronald Vaughan published Nov 01, 2008 Teaser: Zoom-in shot of Man With Binoculars.. Reverse-angle shot reveals he is seeing Woman On Bench With Guitar Case. There's a dictionary besides her that someone has abandoned. She gets up,and goes elsewhere. Then, a breeze comes up,and blows the pages of the dictionary around. Through the left binocular, we see a close-up: A page of the dictionary revealing the definition of the word, "guitar". The right-hand binocular similarly shows a close-up of the word, "fetish". Main Title Theme: Arthur Smith's "Guitar Boogie" (performed by The Virtues as "Guitar Boogie Shuffle") (NARRATION: "The guitar--the favorite musical instrument of all time. Why is this? To grasp a deeper meaning into this usually taken-for-granted experience,we must turn to the arcane research of psychologists and doctors--such as Dr. Howard Watchpress, SanFrancisco, California,talked about in the March,1973 issue of OUI Magazine. The upshotof it is,that strong bass notes from loud music,resonate the genital areas of the human body. When they vibrate,this excites a subliminal orgasm in what's called the Patchoulli nerves.) Now,there's what's called a phenomenon of synergistics: that is, several things can be combined as to form a whole whose sum is greater than expected. Another factor influencing guitaromanie (our subject) is something called the Machiavellian quotient. Here, let's have a psychologist explain that: "A person having a high Machiavellian quotient on a psychological test is one who is very aggressive and desirous of manipulating others,etc." BACK TO NARRATOR: You see then,what all this has been leading up to: if one had theknowledge, one could produce the greatest sexual experience of all time!! Let's see---acombination of visual,aural,and tactile stimulation should do the trick...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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