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  • I divulge a secret for New Years

    Happy New Years!



    To make a batch of mostly half-popped popcorn, get a Whirley Pop stove top popper. Add a dab of oil. Fill a bottom half (cut by the metal divider) two or three layers deep. Stir the **************** out of it. Turn heat on high. Step back.



    "But I gots to turn the handle!!!"



    Shaddup.



    Listen.



    What was that? A sizzle?



    Yep. That was a sizzle.



    "A sizzle!!! Turn the handle! Turn the mother****************ing handle!"



    Shaddup.



    Listen.



    Another sizz... you know the drill.



    A pop.



    Okay. Turn the handle slowly. Once.



    You know the drill...



    Turn the handle slowly. Once.



    Hold out all the way, goin' slow. Just keep it from burning. It's a dance just like making roux.



    And there you go. Happy New Years. Half-popped popcorn for you and yours.
    My **bleep** hurts

  • #2
    You know, you can make popcorn without risking burning down your house now.



    Just FYI.



    Happy New Years to ya!
    Originally Posted by TheEternal


    Can't you just let Jesus melt your face?









    Originally Posted by Neilrocks25


    life's too short not to eat bee's




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    • #3
      You know, you can make popcorn without risking burning down your house now.



      Just FYI.



      Happy New Years to ya!
      Originally Posted by TheEternal


      Can't you just let Jesus melt your face?









      Originally Posted by Neilrocks25


      life's too short not to eat bee's




      Good Transactions

      Peavey Bravo 112, Acoustic Control Corp 150 (x2), Peavey VTM120, Mesa Metal Grille Halfback 2x12, Tubeworks vert 2x12, Peavey 1810
      Godin SD24, Squier Standard Strat, Ibanez "Millenium" Destroyer, Agile 3100, Squier Classic Vibe Tele, Peavey Reactor

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      • #4
        Why would I want half-popped popcorn?
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        • #5
          Why would I want half-popped popcorn?
          Guitars:
          Schecter Diamond Series S-1
          Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
          Schecter Damien Elite 8
          B.C. Rich Chuck Schuldiner Tribute Stealth
          B.C. Rich Mockingbird Special X
          Fender MIM Standard Telecaster
          LTD B-5E
          Peavey Raptor Plus

          Amps:
          Laney Ironheart IRT60H
          Engl Gig Master 15
          Peavey XXX 212
          Roland Cube 30
          Vox AC4TV Mini
          Acoustic B200H
          Behringer Blue Devil 1x12

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          • #6
            I've never heard of anyone enjoying half popped popcorn....



            However, your post made me lol in real life
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            • #7
              I've never heard of anyone enjoying half popped popcorn....



              However, your post made me lol in real life
              My project: http://www.myspace.com/humanconspiracymusic

              Bogner Ecstasy 101b :: Blackstar HT5-H :: Trinity Triwatt DR103 clone (Click to view build thread)
              Bogner 4x12 :: Genz Benz 2x12 :: Homebuilt 2x12 loaded with (2) Weber FC12's for the Triwatt

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              • #8
                Cretins.
                My **bleep** hurts

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                • #9
                  Cretins.
                  My **bleep** hurts

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                  • #10
                    You're gonna bust yer dentures, boy.
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                    • #11
                      You're gonna bust yer dentures, boy.
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                      • #12
                        Already broke a crown
                        My **bleep** hurts

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                        • #13
                          Already broke a crown
                          My **bleep** hurts

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                          • #14
                            half popped popcorn, from the makers of pink chicken bites, curdled cheese poppers and bread with glass shard crust
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                            • #15
                              half popped popcorn, from the makers of pink chicken bites, curdled cheese poppers and bread with glass shard crust
                              strat strat tele PRS agile gretsch martin

                              WINNER HCAF BEST RACK RIG 2012!!!!!!!

                              fender blues deluxe > whitebox 212

                              Good Transactions: Dehumanize, Jimosity, Panther King, Vangkm, Ejendres, Killindux, Colejustesen, SDMFVan, twisty571, dolf

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