Members carbon111 Posted May 19, 2011 Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 1) Poot 2) Grunk 3) Blarp 4) Brappp 5) Bloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted May 19, 2011 Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 Working on your old school recordings? :poke: There is no way to spell any of my favorite noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WDMcM Posted May 19, 2011 Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 Your post reminded of a very old recording I haven't heard in a long time. [video=youtube;agQFh6y4-jE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQFh6y4-jE&feature=related Oops, I thought the topic was bathroom noises, not bathtub noises, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bruto Posted May 19, 2011 Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 1. Drip (someday I'll fix it.) 2. Shhhhhh (shower running.)3. Squeek squeek (wiping condensation off mirror.) 4. Ahhh (after grabbing warm fluffy towel.)5. Ahhhh! (wife / girlfriend says, "it's positive!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BonsoWonderDog Posted May 19, 2011 Members Share Posted May 19, 2011 Because I watched the above youtube clip, it recommended me to watch this. [video=youtube;DROXUFmUwPA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Severalist Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 3) Blarp 5) Bloop +1,000,000,000 I have to part ways a little and say I never cared much for blarppp, though. It seemed like the bathtub was kind of just going through the motions after the mind blowing masterpiece that was blarp. It's hard to believe that mortal bathtubs could have made such a thing as blarp. I think we should all be humbled by blarp. It shows all these stupid bean bag heads with their pirated rubber ducks what REAL bathtub noises are. Let us praise blarp. Let us never fear blarp, but walk into the flames of blarp and be all like what? As blarp says, let us not be afraid to let our bodies die unto blarp, so we can be reborn unto blarp. We can drink the blood of dogs through twisty straws every saturday night at the roller rink as to show blarp we really honestly like him a lot, and that, no, we're not just humoring him, and he shouldn't be so self concious, cause it holds him back sometimes, which is a shame, cause blarp is a basically decent noise and has a lot of potential. Then we can start hoarding cross bows and Mr. Pibb, the preferred drink of blarpiacs, and bring sexy back, cause it's been to long since people liked things that are sexy. I also like gwonk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BonsoWonderDog Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 I also like gwonk. REPORTED !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 For the best bathtub noises you really need to spend a couple of hours in there with a bottle of red wine, some turkish delight, several big spliffs and a craft knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 I also like gwonk. Thwank is quite good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Severalist Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Reporting reported, to the king of gettin it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Severalist Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Thwank is quite good too. Right and so this is true, but there are so many painful memories attached to thwank for me personally I can't even hear it without becoming a helpless, blubbering babe in arms. This is very inconvenient for the fast talking, tough twisting inner city gangster that I have inevitably become. For this reason, thwank must be destroyed, with the same solemn respect all things of excessive beauty must be annhillated within. But it will be a good death, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Severalist Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Is it just me, but the more you listen to these noises, the more they form coherent sentences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greaseenvelope Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Thup-thup--thup-upuppupthpppppplilp............*pwaaap!* (wet back on an emptied tub) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChristianRock Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Where's Pighood when you need him to make sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Severalist Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Where's Pighood when you need him to make sounds? He's dead and I killed him. It was a mercy kill. He was tired of making funny sounds. Or I was tired of hearing them, I can't remember which. Point is, we had a lot of laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carbon111 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Is it just me, but the more you listen to these noises, the more they form coherent sentences? The murmurs make it hard to hear the voices in the words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 this reminds me of Don Martin: and some benighted soul (with almost my name) has assembled a database of them flabadap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 Perhaps we need a special KSS competition for who can get the most interesting noises out of different bathroom fittings. I bagsy the crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 ...I bagsy the crapper. medicine chest for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carbon111 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'll take the bidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ed A. Posted May 21, 2011 Members Share Posted May 21, 2011 and continuing the theme: [video=youtube;JK_RGgEwsGY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK_RGgEwsGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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