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  • OT: Top 5 Squelchy Bathtub Noises

    1) Poot
    2) Grunk
    3) Blarp
    4) Brappp
    5) Bloop

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  • #2
    Working on your old school recordings? oke:

    There is no way to spell any of my favorite noises.
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    • #3
      Your post reminded of a very old recording I haven't heard in a long time.



      Oops, I thought the topic was bathroom noises, not bathtub noises, sorry.
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      • #4
        1. Drip (someday I'll fix it.)
        2. Shhhhhh (shower running.)
        3. Squeek squeek (wiping condensation off mirror.)
        4. Ahhh (after grabbing warm fluffy towel.)
        5. Ahhhh! (wife / girlfriend says, "it's positive!")
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        • #5
          Because I watched the above youtube clip, it recommended me to watch this.

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          • #6
            [QUOTE=carbon111;42997157]
            3) Blarp
            5) Bloop

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            +1,000,000,000

            I have to part ways a little and say I never cared much for blarppp, though. It seemed like the bathtub was kind of just going through the motions after the mind blowing masterpiece that was blarp. It's hard to believe that mortal bathtubs could have made such a thing as blarp. I think we should all be humbled by blarp. It shows all these stupid bean bag heads with their pirated rubber ducks what REAL bathtub noises are. Let us praise blarp. Let us never fear blarp, but walk into the flames of blarp and be all like what? As blarp says, let us not be afraid to let our bodies die unto blarp, so we can be reborn unto blarp. We can drink the blood of dogs through twisty straws every saturday night at the roller rink as to show blarp we really honestly like him a lot, and that, no, we're not just humoring him, and he shouldn't be so self concious, cause it holds him back sometimes, which is a shame, cause blarp is a basically decent noise and has a lot of potential. Then we can start hoarding cross bows and Mr. Pibb, the preferred drink of blarpiacs, and bring sexy back, cause it's been to long since people liked things that are sexy.


            I also like gwonk.
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            • #7


              I also like gwonk.


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              • #8
                For the best bathtub noises you really need to spend a couple of hours in there with a bottle of red wine, some turkish delight, several big spliffs and a craft knife.
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                <div class="message">Well, I've never seen such filth in my entire life. Disgustation!!!</div>

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                • #9
                  I also like gwonk.


                  Thwank is quite good too.
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                  <img src="images/misc/quote_icon.png" alt="Quote" /> Originally Posted by <strong>swardle</strong>
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                  <div class="message">Well, I've never seen such filth in my entire life. Disgustation!!!</div>

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                  </div> That's called pain. Get used to it.</div>

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                  • #10
                    Reporting reported, to the king of gettin it on.
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                    &quot;She’s obviously ‘manly’ enough to pull off a male persona, and I’d wager she has the penis to prove it.&quot;<br />
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                    &quot;I was saying Boo-urns.&quot;</div>

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                    • #11
                      Thwank is quite good too.


                      Right and so this is true, but there are so many painful memories attached to thwank for me personally I can't even hear it without becoming a helpless, blubbering babe in arms. This is very inconvenient for the fast talking, tough twisting inner city gangster that I have inevitably become. For this reason, thwank must be destroyed, with the same solemn respect all things of excessive beauty must be annhillated within. But it will be a good death, I think.
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                      &quot;She’s obviously ‘manly’ enough to pull off a male persona, and I’d wager she has the penis to prove it.&quot;<br />
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                      &quot;I was saying Boo-urns.&quot;</div>

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                      • #12
                        Is it just me, but the more you listen to these noises, the more they form coherent sentences?
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                        <br />
                        &quot;She’s obviously ‘manly’ enough to pull off a male persona, and I’d wager she has the penis to prove it.&quot;<br />
                        <br />
                        &quot;I was saying Boo-urns.&quot;</div>

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                        • #13
                          Thup-thup--thup-upuppupthpppppplilp............*pwaaap!*

                          (wet back on an emptied tub)

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                          • #14
                            Where's Pighood when you need him to make sounds?
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                            • #15
                              Where's Pighood when you need him to make sounds?


                              He's dead and I killed him. It was a mercy kill. He was tired of making funny sounds. Or I was tired of hearing them, I can't remember which. Point is, we had a lot of laughs.
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                              &quot;She’s obviously ‘manly’ enough to pull off a male persona, and I’d wager she has the penis to prove it.&quot;<br />
                              <br />
                              &quot;I was saying Boo-urns.&quot;</div>

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