Members Carminemw Posted December 24, 2010 Members Share Posted December 24, 2010 Santa's ON HIS WAY!!!!!!!! http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html It won't be long Now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumsdb Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Santa stiffed me again. 31 years and the bastard has never stopped at my house. My mom used to say it was cause I am Jewish. Now I think Santa is anti-semtic. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turdadactyl Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 I think you've just been naughty. I'm Jewish and Santa hooked me UP this year (and last)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted December 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Na...he just doesn't like you! I'm kidding I'm kidding...he really doesn't like your mom:badump: Surely I jest (I'm not jesting and stop calling me Shirley (Goodbye Leslie) I'm giving it one last go round for the Zipper...good old George Zip! I AM such a maroon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumsdb Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 I think you've just been naughty. I'm Jewish and Santa hooked me UP this year (and last)! Well that is highly probably. DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rdrummer322 Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Santa has forgotten for the past 25 years that little Jimmy is a drummer boy. Except for my son (who got me a drum head and bottle of groove juice), no one has ever gotten me something drum related since I was a kid. Not even a music store gift certificate! I think everyone is telling me to quit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted December 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Na Jim...they just don't understand! Those who don't play don't know the feeling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members satman Posted December 28, 2010 Members Share Posted December 28, 2010 I did'nt get my victoria secret models either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumsdb Posted December 28, 2010 Members Share Posted December 28, 2010 I did'nt get my victoria secret models either You can't blame Santa for that one. He used to deliver them...but there was a huge sexual harassment lawsuit at the North Pole. Something about it was not appropriate to stuff women in bags...I don't know. Now those VS models are no longer considered an "appropriate" gifts, Mrs. Claus divorced her husband and took 1/2 the elves height when she left. Norad is actually tracking Santa cause he had to register as a sex offender. I think the women may have been defended by a Jewish attorney, hence Santa skipping us year after year... DB ...OK I admit - that may have been too far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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