Does a Beard Make Your Voice Sound Better?

I noticed guys with beards their beards really make their voices sound thicker and more rich probably due to the beard channelling the vocal waves as they speak.

Plus I realized shaving makes me feel more effeminate and as if it allows others to question my sexual orientation and need a reason to increase the amount of beastly hair on my body.

So I would like some constructive analysis here

definitely, unless you have a 9 to 5 there's no reason to shave.

and if your girl makes you shave, tell her you're no girly man and she better learn to like it.

It resonates with the notes, its like having an accompanist play the same as your voice. This is, of course, only with larger beards though I'd assuming anything to your collar bone would degrade the sound, make it muddy as they are too long to resonate properly. Likewise, if your beard is too short it won't resonate at all either.

for example, it's pretty obvious that this guy can belt

What the hell is this? Lol

Yeah, a beard of course makes your voice more manly and rich and BURLY. Like a bear. Bears are covered in top to toe beard and their roar is epic. So humans are the same. DUH. LOL

oh, that's just MikeyParent jammin on his keytar.

Maybe his beard is playing the guitar, eh? All by itself?

That’s a good name for a song – Magic Beard. Actually it’s a good name for a band.

it's a keytar.

yea no probs with that any chump that lets their squeeze tell them what to do may as well have just been neutered and she will readily leave him for a real man anyway if the opportunity arises

My facial hair is real thick and prickly so I hope it grows in densely packed like buffalo hide. I hope it wont take away from my beastly jawline though

So girls can’t tell their men to shave, but they’re still expected to wax themselves to within an inch of their life or be viewed as a disgusting type of yeti or big foot? lol

yep, either that or a Lillith Fair attendee. Well, they're pretty much the same though.

maybe a Juggalo (Jugalee?) too?

fixed

I also have no problem with hairy females, but muffler service will not be provided

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lol. actually, a sort of non-friend of mine is into Lilith Fair etc (she named her daughter Lilith), and she doesn't shave. Anywhere. Blegh.

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"Caucasian Female Body Hair and American Culture.

The gist of the article is that U.S. women were browbeaten into shaving underarm hair by a sustained marketing assault that began in 1915. (Leg hair came later.) The aim of what Hope calls the Great Underarm Campaign was to inform American womanhood of a problem that till then it didn't know it had, namely unsightly underarm hair.

To be sure, women had been concerned about the appearance of their hair since time immemorial, but (sensibly) only the stuff you could see. Prior to World War I this meant scalp and, for an unlucky few, facial hair. Around 1915, however, sleeveless dresses became popular, opening up a whole new field of female vulnerability for marketers to exploit.

According to Hope, the underarm campaign began in May, 1915, in Harper's Bazaar, a magazine aimed at the upper crust. The first ad "featured a waist-up photograph of a young woman who appears to be dressed in a slip with a toga-like outfit covering one shoulder. Her arms are arched over her head revealing perfectly clear armpits. The first part of the ad read 'Summer Dress and Modern Dancing combine to make necessary the removal of objectionable hair.'"

Ew I know girls like that! No matter how much I like them I would never go to the beach with them(and that sounds kind cruel lol). But I don't like it on most either. I'm natural blonde a beard or anything like it just looks silly

But all nonsense aside, does it really affect your singing?

Btw mikeyparent, that ode to the beard song is genius!

Ew I know girls like that! No matter how much I like them I would never go to the beach with them(and that sounds kind cruel lol). But I don't like it on most either. I'm natural blonde a beard or anything like it just looks silly But all nonsense aside, does it really affect your singing?

what the hell dude. you don't even shave.

I do!

Nooo. I don't what that thing is.... in any case *this* is me jammin on my keytar

Check out their other stuff, they are very cute and cheeky/clever. Also nice harmonies.