Philo Beddoe

The angry chair sat up and took notice of the weaping willows cat eyes sipping koolaid by the dead head lake.

The cattle were infected with pachinko slot machines hanging from their nose. The moose came calling with angry pillows.

strategerie

Originally posted by guitar shmoe judas priest!!! you da MAN!!!!!!!! Was judas really a priet?

Originally posted by guitar shmoe as if we have the necessary information to make ANY judgment about these issues...most of these issues (political 'Bush bashing' etc... anti-war mongers...stop the war now or else!!! Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger will leave the country! )....are completely SECRET! and, RIGHTFULLY SO!...my wife works for 'black ops' for the govt. ah, there is NO WAY that the average John Q Citizen is going to have access to national security sensitive information at the PUBLIC level...( if we know it, then, our enemies know it...) man, FIGURE IT OUT! if your primary source of information is the evening news, left-wing college professors, CNN or Fox News etc...you are only MILDLY/BIASED informed at that...so stop basing such an 'I know it all' attitude towards this present administration...YOU DON'T HAVE EVEN THE 'TIP OF THE ICEBERG' amount of information to base your Republican or Bush bashing upon...man, guitar players are so easily manipulated into believing anything...especially massaged by the left. Some of yous guys make me ashamed to be a guitar player... I play an 18 string electric. Top that!

Originally posted by Loghead Johnson & Johnson Reach, Unflavored Waxed Floss. Yeah, thats the good stuff! Strong! I use it to pull around the boat with. No trailer of course.

Originally posted by -=MYK=- Big, huge tits, swelling up on my back. Do you milk them, like a cow?

Originally posted by kush06 Nope, you're thinking of rgf. Me, being the crazy left winger I am, only have porn with naked tree huggers. On recycled paper and dvd's, of course. You ever tried to climb a tree naked? Ouch!!!

Originally posted by Loghead I'm flossing my teeth. What type o' floss you use? I've allways kind of liked the minty kind.

Originally posted by -=MYK=- You need to light the lantern. One lantern lit with optional bic lighter of course.

I thought all cows were nude?

Originally posted by Romanian Reaper LOL! No he is right. It is the flag-burner's flag too. I just don't understand why someone would want to do that. You want to protest, burn a North Korean flag. Just placed order for one North Korean flag and optional lighter fluid.

Ahh, that would explain what happened, the cow was mesmerised and drawn to the lantern.

Originally posted by -=MYK=- Yeah, but it's the laterns nature to be lit. Nobody could stop that. What type of lantern was it?

Originally posted by rememberduane Bagels and lox? Nacho's and cheese!=yum