bringtherock

Happy Saturday night ya'll.

24 hours to my 21st b-day!!!

You are now entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where you might find a scary man, or a monster. These are just examples. It could also be something better. Prepare to enter....the scary door.

NO MORE WORK! NO MORE WORK!

37.5 hours until i turn 21.

Strip scrabble? A scrabble drinking game?

Happy Thursday.

Holy hell we have the greatest Chinese restaurant in the country right next door to my office. I go in, order chicken lo mein with 2 egg rolls. Then i go outside to have a cigarette. By the time i finish, i go in and the food is waiting for me.

Hooray Chinatown Inn!

That's going to suck unless i end up like Professor Farnsworth...

I dunno. Something about old people just irks me...i think it's every morning when i'm driving on the parkway and i'm cruising in the left lane, and i come up on an exit. Now, this is a light-construction zone, so we're all going about 50-55ish, so i let the car on the right of me have plenty of opportunity to merge into the left lane so that the 8 cars stopped on the onramp can get on. But they don't get over, and everytime i pass that car, it's an old person. IT NEVER FAILS.

Saving money is for losers. I really don't expect to be alive by the time i'm 55 anyway.

5 days until my 21st B-day!

I'm getting paid for the last 3 weeks of my office job soon, i think i'm going to treat myself to a new amp.

So much for saving money this summer.

God damn it, you got me. I will redouble my efforts to provide the benchmark for proper grammar, spelling, and customer service.

I dunno, for some reason i'm definitely not a horny drunk. I get hit on often enough at school to know that it really isn't my thing...either i jump into exisiting arguments or i lose myself in whatever music i'm listening to. I also get quite neurotic when i don't have music playing, especially when i'm drinking.

Of course this is with random girls. I really don't like alcohol to be involved the first time i hook up with a girl...i have no problem shagging when drinking, but really only when i've hooked up with her before and she wants it bad enough. I'm not one to go seek it out, knowwhatimsayin?

Well, the 13th is a sunday. So i was thinking we'd shag all day until 11:30ish, then get dressed and hit the bars at midnight.

I live 15 miles from the closet bar, and 35 miles from pittsburgh.

Though 5-6 of us might throw down for a cheap hotel room...i get the bed, of course.

(awaits gay and orgy jokes)

I'm bringing my sober girlfriend.

6 days until my 21st birthday.

Holy {censored} i thought my head was about to explode...

One time a few years back i had a 28-game freecell winning streak.

I lost my virginity yesterday.

13 days until my 21st b-day.

16 days until my 21st, bitches.

Excess consumption of sugar free life savers may have a laxative effect.

31 days until my 21st b-day.....hot damn this will be the longest month ever.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man...