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4 string, jazz pickups, red paint, fender knock-off, thumb rest...

Just when Thrusty and I were starting to become forum whore troll buddies. Who else am I going to act a fool with at 2am?! Then again I quit drinking last week, so I guess I prolly won't be up that late anymore anyways.

Ok that's kinda funny.

I got stared at during lunch. Little kids are the best though because they don't care or know any better, so I gawk right back at them. Adults avoid eye contact

It was icy last night and on the way out to my car I flew up and fell flat on my back. Now I can't turn left or bend over. And my jaw got knocked out of place.

God sometimes I just get this strange, uncontainable urge to kiss a man.

I CANT HELP MYSELF

no u

Roawr!

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, the neighborhood...

Animals are awesome.

I am starving, what to have for lunch? hmm hmm.... Fuddruckers... could go to the deli... could eat some ...'s .... perfect pita maybe... KABOBS mmm that sounds good.

Or maybe I'll just heat up the hotpockets in the freezer.

SO TIRED.

WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AND FREE BASSES AT?

I got FOUR tickets today. Jesus christ.

I wish I would get nailed...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who spent way too much money at a bar, went home alone, and puked last night...