Members WillyRay Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "And what else do we burn?" "MORE WITCHES!" /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArtVandelay Posted December 19, 2006 Author Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 4 freakin' pages? Are you kidding me? Never did I imagine that would happen when I posted it. Then again, neveer did I imagine this would turn into a Monty Python Appreciation thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" "Yes, I have! They're right here!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!" "You're a loony." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JSimms Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Originally posted by WillyRay "And what else do we burn?""MORE WITCHES!"/w LOL... How about the Black Knight scene... He's standing by that bridge and says, "None shall pass!" And it's just a little tiny thing that doesn't even need a bridge. I always thought that was brilliant. ---- "I am French!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" "What are you doing in England?" "Mind your business." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Bring ou'cher dead!""But I'm not dead yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 One day, lad, all this will be yours. What, the curtains? No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know. Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to. King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head. Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 All the people said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp. But I built it anyway. Just to show 'em. Well, it sank into the swamp. So I built another one, and that sank into the swamp. The third one burned down, fell over and THEN sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, my lad. The strongest castle in these isles. /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Who, when it looked like he was on the verge of a miraculous recovery..." "Mhleaaaa!" "Oh, he died!" /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockBass Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem ." *bonk!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 SsssssshTHoCK! "MMmmmessage for you, sir." /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?""Shielding our eyes, O Lord!""WELL, STOP IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 This has gone on a little too long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Originally posted by Watchdog This has gone on a little too long... "It is a silly place." /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Originally posted by WillyRay "It is a silly place." /w Best response to another post EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse_Wray Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." "One, two, FIVE!""Three sir!""Three!" Oh man, I can quote that whole Holy Hand Grenade scene off the top of my head. And i can also quote the "Fart in you general direction" and the "She's a witch" scenes "So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?""Build a bridge out of her!" It's official Monty Python is the funniest form of comedy EVER! and it's great to see such passionate Python fans on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse_Wray Posted December 19, 2006 Members Share Posted December 19, 2006 Originally posted by FitchFY Best response to another post EVER. "It's only a model" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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