Members sunspot Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 got it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 Shart. Its shart. Sharts lead to Monkey Ass, which is just one of my Nemesis' . Chitting is good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunspot Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 What's it called when you shart and hickup at the exact same time...wait, is that even possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 A simultaneous sneeze/shart really sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 watch usually sharts. I'm a pooper. So where I let out a small smidgent of the fart...a test fart if you will...to check the nature of the beast and shart instead...you would full out drop a log in your pants? Either your applying waaaaay too much pressure or you have an asshole that resembles a shower drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members k7mto Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'm brown cappin' right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted December 29, 2008 Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 So where I let out a small smidgent of the fart...a test fart if you will...to check the nature of the beast and shart instead...you would full out drop a log in your pants? Either your applying waaaaay too much pressure or you have an asshole that resembles a shower drain.well, I fart and I poop. farts go into trousers, a poop goes into the poop place. farts also go into the poop place I guess. but I have no test farts. know your loins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumtechdad Posted December 29, 2008 Author Members Share Posted December 29, 2008 Sorry, man, I was oblivious to your name change, and lots of other things, too. You're still a girl, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 Sorry, man, I was oblivious to your name change, and lots of other things, too.You're still a girl, right? awesome. wait, lemme check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mraia1 Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I had no idea this was THoff. Im clueless. How did this thread get hijacked by the Poop Patrol:cop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I pooped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I hate it when underwear changes people. I change it when underwear hates people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kabaalk Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 So where I let out a small smidgent of the fart...a test fart if you will...to check the nature of the beast and shart instead...you would full out drop a log in your pants? Either your applying waaaaay too much pressure or you have an asshole that resembles a shower drain. It sounds like bad technique, should pick up the JoJo Mayer dvd, poo control for the modern drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 It sounds like bad technique, should pick up the JoJo Mayer dvd, poo control for the modern drummer. That one is excellent. He can poop into a beer bottle from 25 feet without hitting the rim. Very impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slap happy drums Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 Good stuff here , and lots of it.Nothing like rounding off the year with scat talk. I don't have to poop in the mall till next October. Huzzah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Carroll Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 In middle school band, I pooped in a shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cross Eyed Mary Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I've got a case of the gnarly beer/vodka poops. My bowels are seriously punishing me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carpathian Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I've got a case of the gnarly beer/vodka poops. My bowels are seriously punishing me right now. I had those saturday morning, followed up by three days of the the cold/flu {censored}s from drinking all my meals. My butthole burns. I can't believe this made it to three pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cross Eyed Mary Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I love a good, strong coffee poop. Nothing like a wave of caffeine blasting out everything in you and leaving you fresh and empty. They're never those solid firm poops, but they just get the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carpathian Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I love a good, strong coffee poop. Nothing like a wave of caffeine blasting out everything in you and leaving you fresh and empty. They're never those solid firm poops, but they just get the job done. one hour.....no later and I'm dropping beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 Yeah...I'm crowning too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I'm working on a new song calledCrowing in an Elevator (Should have taken the stairs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mraia1 Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I love a good, strong coffee poop. Nothing like a wave of caffeine blasting out everything in you and leaving you fresh and empty. They're never those solid firm poops, but they just get the job done. I have high blood pressure so Im not supposed to have caffeine. But I indulge in a cuppa two a day just for the wonderful poops that result. Its like an enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted December 30, 2008 Members Share Posted December 30, 2008 I have high blood pressure so Im not supposed to have caffeine. But I indulge in a cuppa two a day just for the wonderful poops that result. Its like an enema. Does it smell like fresh coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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