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OT: The Machinest


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Originally posted by Super_Donut_Man

The movie is really good, if you like dark weird movies. Never seen the woodsman, sounds pretty lame to me, was it about lumberjacks?

No not lumberjacks, a child molester that works with wood. The title is real misleading.

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Originally posted by Super_Donut_Man

Wow, I would be pretty upset if I thought I was going to see a lumberjack movie, and it turned out to be a child molester movie.

 

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this. Sig. :D

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bale dropped to like 120 pounds for that movie...jeez

 

that's dedication

 

and to know that just months later he filmed batman

 

outstanding

 

btw, just saw "the machinist" last night...it was cool...but honestly i probably wouldn't have liked it as much if bale wasn't in it...not something i could watch time and time again

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It's too bad the story, which is certainly interesting for a time, doesn't really lead anywhere worthwhile. Bale's performance in the film is great, though, and I'd recommend watching it for that alone. The movie had so much potential...:(

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Originally posted by Super_Donut_Man

Wow, I would be pretty upset if I thought I was going to see a lumberjack movie, and it turned out to be a child molester movie.

 

 

What if it was a movie about child molesting lumberjacks? Or lumberjack molesting children???

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Originally posted by Super_Donut_Man

Wow, I would be pretty upset if I thought I was going to see a lumberjack movie, and it turned out to be a child molester movie.

 

 

Lumberjack Song

 

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night. I work all day.

 

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

 

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

 

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

 

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

 

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

 

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Papa

 

 

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra?!

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