Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 I got home from dinner with my wife on Valentines day and there was a message on my machine from a girl I had a class with last term, which ended in December. We were in a group together for a project, so we had exchanged contact information. She is married, and is fully aware that I'm married too. So we get home and my wife plays the answering machine: Hi, Chunkathalon (this is my real name, I swear...) this is Ching from your group in communications last term. I was just calling to say happy valentines day, and you still have my number so you can call me sometime. Ok, I love you, goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Erm.. How did Mrs. Chunkathlon take that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by Rippin' Robin Erm.. How did Mrs. Chunkathlon take that? Oh, she's thrilled. She wants me to go nail this chick, take pictures, and then send them out with our Christmas card next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 3-some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon Oh, she's thrilled. She wants me to go nail this chick, take pictures, and then send them out with our Christmas card next year. So really you're asking for a black eye cure, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bogster Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Divorce-some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 I got a valentine hand addressed to me, but not signed with the giver's name. Left in my mail box in the wee hours of the morning. It said, "Valentine, I'm keeping my eye on you!". It's in the handwriting of a woman that I and my friends now refer to as Psycho Peg. I dated her like 12 or 13 years ago. I've been suspicious of her stalking me at times. And this is one of her trademarks to let me know she's thinking of me. Last night around midnight, I received a call, where the caller then wouldn't say anything. Also one of her trademarks. Trade ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SA Rios Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 WTF!?!? I don't care if its not right to hit girls, if that happened to me, Ching would have to explain to her husband why she has two black eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 I saw her today at school for the first time in months (I go to a big school) and chose to change direction before she saw me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon ...Hi, Chunkathalon (this is my real name, I swear...) this is Ching from your group in communications last term. I was just calling to say happy valentines day, and you still have my number so you can call me sometime. Ok, I love you, goodbye. oh we're all old friends here we know that chunkathalon isn't your reall name, so if you could just give your name and a creditcard number...um ...um just to ...uh verify the name ya know everyone will feel alot more comfortable. I PROMISE edit: and by ching you meant "William" riiightt???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by baracuda2004 oh we're all old friends here we know that chunkathalon isn't your reall name, so if you could just give your name and a creditcard number...um ...um just to ...uh verify the name ya know everyone will feel alot more comfortable. I PROMISE I would if I could be sure that you wouldn't blow my bank account on a rockbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by baracuda2004 oh we're all old friends here we know that chunkathalon isn't your reall name, so if you could just give your name and a creditcard number...um ...um just to ...uh verify the name ya know everyone will feel alot more comfortable. I PROMISE Yeah. Important safety issues here. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bbl Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon Hi, Chunkathalon (this is my real name, I swear...) this is Ching from your group in communications last term. I was just calling to say happy valentines day, and you still have my number so you can call me sometime. Ok, I love you, goodbye. Wow, that was nice of her. So thoughtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Here's a few tips from Jack Handey: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. Okay, that last one doesn't really apply. But I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by BigPigPeaches Here's a few tips from Jack Handey: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. Okay, that last one doesn't really apply. But I like it. I don't know where she lives though. Should I call her and ask? I think she might tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lingua latina Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon I don't know where she lives though. Should I call her and ask? I think she might tell me. First and foremost...is this chick hot? That's critical... Yeah Dude, Friends with benefits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by lingua latina First and foremost...is this chick hot? That's critical... Yeah Dude, Friends with benefits! She's hot enough that if we weren't both married, and she wasn't completely bat{censored} crazy, I'd probably nail her. edit/one time in class she leaned over to me and said "Recently I've been watching a lot of the gay pornography." I said "Oh, that's great." She's a character for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Her name's Ching? That means she's asian, right? Send her to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassguy Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 i got a valentine too...lol...cards are for amatures...lol...i like experts that show me how much they love me...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 16, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by The Ox Her name's Ching? That means she's asian, right? Send her to me. Sure. Send me your sunn FH cab and I'll use the box you ship it in to send her back. Of course, she will probably arrive dead... Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted February 16, 2006 Members Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon I got home from dinner with my wife on Valentines day and there was a message on my machine from a girl I had a class with last term, which ended in December. We were in a group together for a project, so we had exchanged contact information. She is married, and is fully aware that I'm married too. So we get home and my wife plays the answering machine: Hi, Chunkathalon (this is my real name, I swear...) this is Ching from your group in communications last term. I was just calling to say happy valentines day, and you still have my number so you can call me sometime. Ok, I love you, goodbye. That is messed up. People are so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hanjo Posted February 17, 2006 Members Share Posted February 17, 2006 lol she actually said "I love you" at the end of it? she knows you are married, live with your wife and that she could hear it too? I'd say she's just instigating....crazy women lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted February 17, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by hanjo lol she actually said "I love you" at the end of it? she knows you are married, live with your wife and that she could hear it too? I'd say she's just instigating....crazy women lol Yeah... the answering machine actually says: chunkathalon: "Hello, you've reached chunkathalon" Mrs. chunkathalon: "and Mrs. chunkathalon. We're not home right now" chunkathalon: "So please leave your message after the tone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hanjo Posted February 17, 2006 Members Share Posted February 17, 2006 lol does your wife kick ass? maybe this chick has a death wish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catphish Posted February 17, 2006 Members Share Posted February 17, 2006 I surmise that you and Ching had a hot and steamy affair, and that posting this thread is merely part of an elaborate cover-up. Cha-ching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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