Members Detox Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 In Catia V5, I just right-click on the body and choose "Delete". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BassDemon Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 Cut off the head - place in a plastic freezer bag and then put it in a cardboard box. Cut off the hands - place them in a plastic freezer bag and then put them in a cardboard box. Cut off the legs - place them in a large freezer bag and then put them in a big cardboard box. Then wrap the torso in a plastic sheet and put it in a big cardboard box. Now the important bit. Seal all the boxes with packing tape, take them to the post office.Tell the staff that these are very important packages and it's highly important they get delivered.Doesn't matter what address you put on it, the boxes will never be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass8987 Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 My Criminal Justice professor told us the best way to get rid of a body is to burn it. The teeth will take the longest time, but it is also very important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 Feed them to Mr Wu's pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 The Mythbuster's proved Al Capone isn't buried in Wrigley Field, so if you bury a body under home plate , no one will think to look there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 Originally posted by Bass8987 My Criminal Justice professor told us the best way to get rid of a body is to burn it. The teeth will take the longest time, but it is also very important. Yes, you will also need a gas-fired creamatorium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mogwix Posted November 5, 2006 Members Share Posted November 5, 2006 Originally posted by BassDemon Doesn't matter what address you put on it, the boxes will never be seen again. zing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassdudeguy Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 this thread is WIERD:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 Originally posted by ec437 Yes, you will also need a gas-fired creamatorium. Not necessarily. Spontaneous human combustion turned out to be the wick effect. Some alcohol, some fabric, a secluded area.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Maj. Lee FUBAR Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 Originally posted by Psilocybin Feed them to Mr Wu's pigs. Don't you mean that co@%sucker Mr. Wu's pigs? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 Originally posted by s4001 Not necessarily. Spontaneous human combustion turned out to be the wick effect. Some alcohol, some fabric, a secluded area.... You ever tried burning bones? It takes a little bit of effort. And temperatures hotter than you will get with a can full o' turpentine. This is just from what I have heard of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted November 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 Originally posted by Detox In Catia V5, I just right-click on the body and choose "Delete". Actually the heat required to burn a body totally into ashes can be obtained from a properly made pyre. It'll take a few days of tending the fire but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Detox Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 Originally posted by RoboChrist Actually the heat required to burn a body totally into ashes can be obtained from a properly made pyre. It'll take a few days of tending the fire but it works. How about if I burn it onto a CD, and you burn that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted November 6, 2006 Members Share Posted November 6, 2006 It depends on the year and the brand. A 50s vintage Fender body is best disposed of on ebay, where some schmuck will pay insane amounts for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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