Members BEAD Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Let me get this straight...You went to a party with so many ladies that they were competing for your attention and you are complaining because in an effort to make small talk WITH YOU it became clear that, like most young girls, they were insecure and pretended to know about music to seem intersting to you. Yeah... this is really sort of a sad thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members johnny6644 Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Yeah... this is really sort of a sad thread. Sounds like something Woody Allen would do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Let me get this straight...You went to a party with so many ladies that they were competing for your attention and you are complaining because in an effort to make small talk WITH YOU it became clear that, like most young girls, they were insecure and pretended to know about music to seem intersting to you. I agree... I actually find it easier to find a girl who doesn't like the same music as me, so we can always debate what's better (and I always end up winning, anyways). My one girlfriend who had the same taste as me ended up being boring, because we never had anything to talk about. She'd just agree with everything I said. However, If I was in bikehorn's situation, I would've just picked one, and if I didn't really like her (for more than her body/face), I'd have just nailed her, and sent her on her way. Sounds like none of these girls were really looking for a boyfriend, just a boytoy for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeromus-X Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Yeah... this is really sort of a sad thread. Exactly what I was thinking. A room full of hippie girls and hot lil' trendy artsy indie girls and you take the "I'm better than you" approach instead of the "You, you, and you, to the bedroom" approach. Fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 However, If I was in bikehorn's situation, I would've just picked one, and if I didn't really like her (for more than her body/face), I'd have just nailed her, and sent her on her way. Sounds like none of these girls were really looking for a boyfriend, just a boytoy for the night. Cracka please. You would have tried to show them how bad ass you are by drinking too much, then you'd end up throwing up all over two of them and spending the rest of the night crying on a fat chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Exactly what I was thinking. A room full of hippie girls and hot lil' trendy artsy indie girls and you take the "I'm better than you" approach instead of the "You, you, and you, to the bedroom" approach. Fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Cracka please. You would have tried to show them how bad ass you are by drinking too much, then you'd end up throwing up all over two of them and spending the rest of the night crying on a fat chick. AW {censored} SON!! He's preachin' the gospel!!Testify brother J! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Cracka please. You would have tried to show them how bad ass you are by drinking too much, then you'd end up throwing up all over two of them and spending the rest of the night crying on a fat chick. Hell no. I'd get whiskeydick way too early (side effect of the plethora of medications I'm on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Music debate vs Sex What would your rather have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Cracka please. You would have tried to show them how bad ass you are by drinking too much, then you'd end up throwing up all over two of them and spending the rest of the night crying on a fat chick. That's exactly what I thought when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Music debate vs Sex What would your rather have? Sex first, music debate afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Either way, you'd be crying on a fat chick. P. S. I wouldn't tell people that I need to take medications for my plethora, if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 I don't really like Fall Out Boy, but I could like them if had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Okay, you win. Asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brake Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 This is the funniest thread I've read. Ever. P.S - Who gives a flying {censored} what someone else likes? It's really quite simple. - If it sounds good, it is good. - Music is subjective. Going on that logic, different things sound good to different people. Quit yer belly-achin' and go practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 I barely like discussing music with dweebs on the internet. I honestly have no interest in "debating" music with people, especially women I'm interested in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 W00t! King Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Either way, you'd be crying on a fat chick. I've had a couple of awesome handjobs by doing this, though. If you can make a fat girl pity you, you're in like Soledad O'Brien.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brake Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 burdizzos and Crescent Seven - I love both of you. Never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members johnnybassman Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Exactly what I was thinking. A room full of hippie girls and hot lil' trendy artsy indie girls and you take the "I'm better than you" approach instead of the "You, you, and you, to the bedroom" approach. Fag. Hmmmmm........Yup. At the very least, {censored} one and get numbers from the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members der oxenrig Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 W00t! King Me! Burdizzos, King of Asininity (yes, that's a real word)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 I've had a couple of awesome handjobs by doing this, though. If you can make a fat girl pity you, you're in like Soledad O'Brien. C7 That's what I'm talking about! I never said there was anything wrong with cryng on fat chicks. It is a true opportunist who can see the silver lining in blowing chunks all over the hottest skanks at a joint. Odds are good that the cock pits with the junk in the trunk will think you're the awesomest {censored}ing bastard ever for launching Taco Bell all over the prissy {censored} with the perfect tits. In the debate between a hot chick's phone number and a drunken three way with two chubby girls who will do anything, I think it's obvious which way I swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 burdizzos and Crescent Seven - I love both of you. Never change. The reason I love handjobs from fat girls: have you ever tried to confiscate a turkey leg from a fat girl? That pudgy grip is one thing I hope never changes. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 The reason I love handjobs from fat girls: have you ever tried to confiscate a turkey leg from a fat girl? That pudgy grip is one thing I hope never changes.C7 Did somebody say Turkey Leg?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 In the debate between a hot chick's phone number and a drunken three way with two chubby girls who will do anything, I think it's obvious which way I swing.+1.I've left friends at the party for {censored} like this. When they call me the next day to tell me how chubby the girls were that I left with, I thank them for being so astute, then hang up on them like the girl whose number they got the night before is going to.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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