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Area Dog Discovers Treasure


infralife

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:p While enjoying a leisurely Sunday morning walk, Area Dog's finely honed instincts led his handler to a cardboard box in the center of a well manicured garden field. Irrestible pulls in that direction signalled the handler that an urgent mission was at hand. After marking the cardboard monument, Area Dog's mission was accomplished. The handler was then delighted to find that (students?) had abandoned 14 of 24 bottles of 2 Magic Hat Night of the Living Dead variety paks. The scene of the grasser was quickly cleansed of any substances possibly detrimental to minors. Though a cleansing of the Area Dogs essence from the corner bottles was required, he was well rewarded with pigskin twists and a belly rub. What will the handler be drinking? Number 9, Roxey Rolles, and Circus Boy. :p

 

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I'm still here. No poison. Not twist-off. Good brew. Empty bottles scattered all over indicated a couple of dorks who thought they could consume 2 12-paks of this 4.5 to 6.5% highly hopped brew. I'm guessing campus security shined the light and they booked in terror. :eek:

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