Dumpster dive - my proposed method of detecting it.

[kpax]

Stand up the wino (or other bum), strap loose.

 

Rest the wino against the open dumpster in the normal fashion, put it perpendicular to the smelly asphalt, and let go of it.

 

Now throw in an almost empty bottle of cheap wine and observe the results.

 

By that standard, most old bass players definitely have dumpster dive.

 

If I move the wino slightly backward at the knee while dangling a bottle of wine over the dumpster, it balances perfectly.

 

So the lower body contour is about 2 inches too close to the rear of the ass to be perfectly balanced, even with the new lighter chablis.

[mlwarriner]

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