Members BillESC Posted March 18, 2008 Members Share Posted March 18, 2008 Patrick and Murphy were on a cruise. The ship began taking on water and they jumped ship. They managed to find a life boat and scrambled aboard. By themselves alone in the ocean, they began to take a look at the provisions stored in the life boat. Patrick found an oil lantern and on a whim began to rub the lamp. POOF a Genie appeared and offered to grant him one wish. Flustered as he was, Patrick said, "Turn the ocean into Guinness Stout." There was a blinding light and sure enough the ocean became Irelands favorite drink. Murphy looked at Patrick in total disgust and said, "Now we'll have to Pee in the boat." HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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