OT: Jokes...

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Alright, i know this is kinda old.

 

but i freaking laughed big time when i read this.

 

post if you have anything funny.

 

p.s racism is alright, as long as its just for fun, and no personal attacks

 

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Letter from India.

 

My dear Jagjit,

 

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm

writing

this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

 

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the

newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved

20

miles.

 

I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here

took

the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have

to

change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take

our

earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

 

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated

right

above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put

in 3

shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

 

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The

first

time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

 

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little

too

heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them

off

and put them in the pocket.

 

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting

the

grass at the cemetery.

 

By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash.

He

told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.

We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

 

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is

a

girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

 

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull

him

out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he

burned for three days.

 

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his

father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea

after

he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave

for

his father.

 

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

 

Love,

Mom.

 

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I

realized, I had already sealed off this letter.