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Check out the songs on the Zounds albums: Atheists (Got No Reason to Live), The Evolutionist Blues, Wacky Wacky Wicca Chick... and check out the Christian game reviews:

 

Xibalba: What Lies Beneath (Rev7 Games, Windows)

10.16.2004: Xibalba is a FPS that is "all about UFOs and what the Bible actually says and what the agenda of the UFO entities is" and is based on actual research on UFOs in the Bible. You investigate a Pagan temple in Mexico in search of Dr. Alonzo, who has disappeared. This is an exciting action adventure that will teach you much about the demonic nature of UFOs. (Demo available.) ***1/2

 

The Vote for Bush 3D Adventure (Inspired Idea, Windows)

9.24.2004: Uncle Sam returns in VFB3DA (which uses the newest build of the ONUG engine,) to learn all about President Bush's campaign positions. Unlike John Kerry's upcoming violent game, this one is suitable for the whole family. Inspired Idea promises that "this incredibly patriotic, flag-waving, 3D adventure will have you saluting, waving the flag, and humming the Star-spangled Banner in no time at all!" and it certainly delivers. ***

 

One Nation Under God: America's Christian Founders (Inspired Idea, Windows)

8.4.2003: One Nation Under God is a 3D platform-type game where you guide Uncle Sam through the many-leveled Halls of History in quest of Liberty and to learn how America was founded as a Christian nation. Uncle Sam can jump, fly, bounce, and dodge cruise missiles while uncovering actual, researched quotes from the Founding Fathers that prove they were Christians. It is a great mixture of historical learning and fun 3D action for the whole family. (Demo available.) ***

 

There's only one thing to say to this crap -- OH MY GOD. :rolleyes:

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Here's another one of their members:

 

Kyle Goldman

 

Here's the bio they give for him, too:

 

Kyle started out hating Christians. He listened to anti-Christian music, played violent video games, and created a website attacking various Christian organizations while praising the work of Chris Harper. Kyle was a troubled boy. However, this all changed when he found Jesus. Since then he has gotten himself cleaned up, has started listening to Christian rock, and is now a respectable looking young lad. His parents - being Jewish - were hesitant to accept his new found faith, but they do consider it better that Kyle is now following Jesus instead of Marilyn Manson. Kyle has recently graduated from Fellowship Christian High School and is now attending Fellowship University. When not studying, he helps maintain our web site.

 

Oh, and a funny cartoon on his site:

 

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Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker

"We're rappers, but we're also straight up Baptists. We call ourselves Raptists. At our shows, we use lyrical flow to conduct Raptisms..."


"They coo, they coo. Rappin' fo' Jesus is da new gospizzle..."

 

I read "raptists" without the middle "t" at first!!

 

:eek: :eek:

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Originally posted by jcn37203


After rapture happens, and its just us and the Zounds ministry left on Earth, we are going to have a HELL of a good time laughing at them.

Well, since it is all over but the burning at that point you might as well go ahead and kick the crap out of them! :D :D

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