Members sh333 Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 On tour with Kevin Federline, last I heard.
Members jcn37203 Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by mst3k What ever became of him? He's selling his body on Santa Monica Blvd. Goes by the name "Candii (with two I's) the Ogre Slayer (with a y)"
Members bucket_brigadier Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 He's selling his body on Santa Monica Blvd.Goes by the name "Candii (with two I's) the Ogre Slayer (with a y)" Yeah, I saw him the other day. He says hi. Except to Delorean, he said tell him to go gump himself.
Members AcousticControl Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by bucket_brigadier Yeah, I saw him the other day. He says hi. Except to Delorean, he said tell him to go gump himself. f you!
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 He and Delorean are actually quite close. John poses for the covers of the trashy medieval sex novels that Delorean writes.
Members bucket_brigadier Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by delorean f you! DEWD.Don't shoot the messenger.
Members AcousticControl Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by bucket_brigadier DEWD. Don't shoot the messenger. yer so dead.
Members Andersonology Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by sh333 On tour with Kevin Federline, last I heard. Excuse me!!! He likes to be called "K-Fed".....
Members mst3k Posted November 18, 2005 Author Members Posted November 18, 2005 I just checked the relicscastle website. In the biography he isn't listed. Some other guy is listed as their guitarist now.It appears he has been forsooth'd by Sir Aaron.Marcuez, Vincente Fuccy - VocalsSir Aaron - Acoustic & electric guitarsJackson guitars, Line 6 Spider II Amps, Line 6 and Digitech effects.Alvek II - KeyboardsYamaha SY85, PPG Wave 2.3, Ensoniq ESQ1, Korg Triton ProX,Korg MS2000, Korg Mono/Poly, Kurzweil 2500XS, Clavia Nord Lead, Sequencial Circuits Prophet10, Sequencial Circuits Prophet 600, Moog Memorymoog, Mini Moog, Roland, Jupiter 8, Roland Rhodes MK-80BOSE amplification system.Count Sebastian - Basses6 string Carvin bass, B.C. Rich fretless, Fender P-Bass, Hartke amps, MXR, Boss & Alisis effects, E-mu synthesizer.Sir Roger - Drums & Percussion9 pcs acoustic Ludwig, 13 pcs acoustic Tama, Roland V Drums (stage PRO Kit).
Members 5F1G Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 I'm almost afraid to ask what this is about.
Members sh333 Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by Andersonology Excuse me!!! He likes to be called "K-Fed"..... With Brittany getting back into shape, he is likely to have K-Fed something to Sir John whilst on tour.
Members bucket_brigadier Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by delorean yer so dead. and yer so red effin' commie.
Members mst3k Posted November 18, 2005 Author Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by 5F1G I'm almost afraid to ask what this is about. Quite a while ago this guy came in here named Sir John and was complaining that people called him a shredder. Well..........he played with this band called Relic. Oh........Just go here Relic Peruse that and then just imagine the fun that ensued. Make sure to look at the photo gallery.
Members Andersonology Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 and the irony was that he was no shredder....at all.
Members NoirAbattoir Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 We should petition the band to bring Sir John back. We could pretend we are all fans from around the globe (places like the Czech Republic, Chile, Serbia, and Brazil) where power-metal is still big. Hello good sirs, My name is Vladamir. I hail from the hamlet of Krakauschtein in the lower regions of Hezegovina. Your band is very much big for us. Very large. We listen to you on the interwebs on www.HackneyedMetalLords.com. We miss the shreddings of Sir John. Very much, we wish to see Sir John to be back. His man-boob was much to the surprise of many of my comrades. His licks were much fast and very emotion. Please bring Sir John back so that we may see him again on your next tour of the train-stations and parking-lots of my homeland. To be very metal for us all. Congratulations,Vladamir
Members NoirAbattoir Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by 5F1G I'm almost afraid to ask what this is about. Imagine a band whose only influence was the soundtrack to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Now imagine them being slow at shredding. That's relic...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by ColorsoundKid We should petition the band to bring Sir John back. We could pretend we are all fans from around the globe (places like the Czech Republic, Chile, Serbia, and Brazil) where power-metal is still big. Hello good sirs, My name is Vladamir. I hail from the hamlet of Krakauschtein in the lower regions of Hezegovina. Your band is very much big for us. Very large. We listen to you on the interwebs on www.HackneyedMetalLords.com. We miss the shreddings of Sir John. Very much, we wish to see Sir John to be back. His man-boob was much to the surprise of many of my comrades. His licks were much fast and very emotion. Please bring Sir John back so that we may see him again on your next tour of the train-stations and parking-lots of my homeland. To be very metal for us all. Congratulations, Vladamir Post of the century. And why is it that making fun of Eastern Bloc people is wrong, but so ridiculously fulfilling?
Members NoirAbattoir Posted November 18, 2005 Members Posted November 18, 2005 Originally posted by BillyGrahamCracker Post of the century. And why is it that making fun of Eastern Bloc people is wrong, but so ridiculously fulfilling? {censored}ing berzerker!
Members riffdaddy Posted November 19, 2005 Members Posted November 19, 2005 Dude, they've got the dude from the Burger King commercials singing for them!
Members riffdaddy Posted November 19, 2005 Members Posted November 19, 2005 Okay, everybody go download Music Makers. Fastforward to about halfway through when the vocals kick in. That's the funniest {censored} I have ever heard in my life.
Members AcousticControl Posted November 19, 2005 Members Posted November 19, 2005 sir john can't remember his login details.
Members NoirAbattoir Posted November 19, 2005 Members Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by delorean sir john can't remember his login details.
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted November 19, 2005 Members Posted November 19, 2005 Originally posted by delorean sir john can't remember his login details.
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