Members birt Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 well, just watch the alcatrazz "jet to jet" video:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IAmAScientist Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by birt well, just watch the alcatrazz "jet to jet" video:) I think I would prefer not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Highgrade Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by EdgySwingsetAcid Yes. Very. Looks like Liberace with a guitar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fuzzbath Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by Speeddemon Man, you could be manlier than Mr. T., Schwarzenegger, Gene Hoglan and Ron Jeremy combined, but once you put PINK fuckin' humbuckers in your guitar (I don't care if it's heart-shaped with fluff on it, just the pink pups are the last straw), you're queerer than Richard Simmons prancin' in a pink tutu in Chelsea, NYC. Seriously! pink fuckin' humbuckers ... WTF?! (oh, and the spandex pants don't help either, even if my heroes from Iron Maiden wore them alot too... but they were British, beer-lovin', West Ham Utd supportin' rockers. They CAN'T be gay, even if they tried. Uhmm... well unless ofcourse they'd use PINK humbuckers. ) Carry on, but don't use PINK pickups... EVER! So by that standard, if you were watching Stevie Vai get done up in Some Fireman Porno, noone would be gay as long as their Pickups weren't Pink? ...and i don't mean any of that Soft-Core Shit, I'm talking Hard Double & Triple Penetration, and of course Lots of ATM action (Ass to mouth). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Brooks Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Eric Sardinas looks like he might be gay.I saw G3 in Atlanta a couple years ago. And from what I could tell Yngwie was a burning cauldron of heterosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Acid Test Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Here he is tweaking his nipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Speeddemon Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by Fuzzbath So by that standard, if you were watching Stevie Vai get done up in Some Fireman Porno, noone would be gay as long as their Pickups weren't Pink? ...and i don't mean any of that Soft-Core Shit, I'm talking Hard Double & Triple Penetration, and of course Lots of ATM action (Ass to mouth). Nooooo, you're turning it around. You're saying: "so even if he was really gay, he wouldn't look that way as long as he DIDN'T use pink hb's" I'm saying: "even if you're the most straight & manly person in the world, pink humbuckers will make you look insanely gay". Big difference there, bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MonkeyKnifeFighter Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by Roy Brooks ....Yngwie was a burning cauldron of heterosexuality. Kuh-Lasssic! ~MkF!"Mmmmm...potent!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scraglytoast Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 i think the pink humbuckers say it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scraglytoast Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 its just wrongnot pink humbuckers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scraglytoast Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 thats like your 13 year old son saying "dad, i want to put pink humbuckers on my guitar"...devastating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Speeddemon Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 thanks dude, now everyone's gonna think you're a 2nd monniker of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Acid Test Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 No. It is not like he is playing a Strat or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scraglytoast Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 you do have a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gettie. Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by Bernie Franks David Bowie's got a wife, doesn't he?I mean - if Bowie's straight, then all bets are off with performers. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesabooger Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 I swear, this forum has got to be one of the most {censored}ed up there is. Usually everyone is getting mad about gay bashing, but it's ok when you make fun of a musician from a genre you don't like. And you guys make fun of Kestral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Acid Test Posted December 17, 2005 Members Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mesabooger I swear, this forum has got to be one of the most {censored}ed up there is. Usually everyone is getting mad about gay bashing, but it's ok when you make fun of a musician from a genre you don't like. And you guys make fun of Kestral? He said genre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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