Members ickystay Posted January 14, 2006 Members Share Posted January 14, 2006 Dont throw up on Steve Perry's snakeskin cowboy boots! Not if you like your teeth! Keep your cotton candy away from the '59 sunburst Les Pauls! You can sticky up them damn B.C.Rich's all you want, but STAY AWAY from the Gibsons. Chump. No shirt no shoes no service! Wear shoes! Drooling on the Ooh Wahs is a no no! You can politely tell Mr.Vex (from a suitable distance) that his lovely Ooh Wahs make you drool, but actual drool will have security on your hillbilly ass faster than you can marry your cousin! LEAVE THE DEAN GIRLS ALONE! They have mace and know how to use it! I repeat, LEAVE THE DEAN GIRLS ALONE! Am I forgetting anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shepherdspy Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 hehe good ones some more: Don't go up to Les Paul and say, "So they finally gave you a signature model, oldtimer." No, Amada does not want to attend a party in your pants. Contrary to popular rumor, Long Johnny does not like his head rubbed for "good luck". It is good form to literally kick Ed Roman in the ass if you see him. He expects it, it's a customary greeting where he's from. Industry party means twenty 40 year men packed in a hotel room with a bottle of schnapps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosferatu123 Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by shepherdspy hehe good ones some more: Don't go up to Les Paul and say, "So they finally gave you a signature model, oldtimer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheAtomicJeff Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by shepherdspy It is good form to literally kick Ed Roman in the ass if you see him. He expects it, it's a customary greeting where he's from. Walk up to Ed Roman and bet him $500 that you can make the stars come out. *Then kick him square in the nuts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sirhcathome Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Don't ask Les Paul why he changed his name to that guitar type... Who is out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StompboxMan Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Don't jam up NAMM isles! If your not doing business keep moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mst3k Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Do NOT try to take T5 out of my hands at the Taylor Booth. Go get yer own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members #16 Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by mst3k Do NOT try to take T5 out of my hands at the Taylor Booth. Go get yer own. Don't bogard the midgets! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mst3k Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by adolf Don't bogard the midgets! :D Im totally cool with "sharing" when it comes to midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 namm is a shamm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jammer48 Posted January 15, 2006 Members Share Posted January 15, 2006 Never start a conversation with Michael Angelo by asking... "What's the best way to 'break outta the box'?" Always control your urge to yell "Freebird" at the guitar clinics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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