Members sonaboy Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 . holy {censored} is that guy fat. try eating a salad under the Bo-Tree, piggy. You're making your Western superiors lose their appetites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 thats why they dont eat elephants or cows, cause budda was one but really, budda was a bad choice, youre supposed to attack him, he likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackpotjewell Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 He may be fat, but he makes great wah pedals. So he's ok in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarmo Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 Now that's more insulting than this mornings' thread. But I bet Gautoma would be cool with it and laugh it off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonaboy Posted July 6, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 .what did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor on the NYC street corner?.he said "make me one with everything."hahahahah.stop eating all the vienna beef, homo! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angus_old Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 john lee hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wilbo26 Posted July 6, 2006 Members Share Posted July 6, 2006 Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they are the light bulb. Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands? A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phishmarisol Posted July 7, 2006 Members Share Posted July 7, 2006 Originally posted by Wilbo26 Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they are the light bulb. Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? A: Because they have no attachments. Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands? A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul. All great! I majored in religion and ended up taking mostly classes in Buddhism but never once heard or looked up any jokes. Thanks for sharing...I should pass these on to a couple professors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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