Members ratter Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Colonscopy... {censored}ty tone... Stage squirts... Holy {censored}!... All we need is a couple of brown sound threads and you're gonna see some banner ads for Charmin at the top of the page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EthanLewis Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 It's a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by ratter Colonscopy...{censored}ty tone...Stage squirts...Holy {censored}!...All we need is a couple of brown sound threads and you're gonna see some banner ads for Charmin at the top of the page! I'm partial to Northern myself, the quilted stuff rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dissonance Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 I want a bidet (or more specifically a Japanese bidet combo toilet). I don't care if it could be considered gay to have water shot up around my anal gape. I can't believe it's 2005 and I'm manually wiping my ass. Ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by dissonance I can't believe it's 2005 and I'm manually wiping my ass. Ridiculous. Were you expecting someone else to do it for you? Perhaps a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AtillaTheHungry Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Perhaps PRmike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by OneArmedScissors Perhaps PRmike? You would like him to touch your anal gape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dissonance Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by -=MYK=- Were you expecting someone else to do it for you? Perhaps a man? Go look up "bidet" and reread my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by dissonance Go look up "bidet" and reread my post. Is the water cold when it comes out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dissonance Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by -=MYK=- Is the water cold when it comes out? They have ones that do warm water. I'm not sure if they all do. Here's some kickass reading for you if you're interested! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet (scroll down to Japanese bidet) The Japanese make some of the most advanced toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by dissonance They have ones that do warm water. I'm not sure if they all do. Here's some kickass reading for you if you're interested! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidethttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet (scroll down to Japanese bidet) The Japanese make some of the most advanced toilets. Looks like a lot of fun. It would be terrible when one has diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kesa Posted November 23, 2005 Members Share Posted November 23, 2005 Just think, when your sink is all full of dishes and beer bottles you coul'd use this Bidet to prepare a home cooked meal! You may want to wipe the meal off with toilet paper before you prepare it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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