Members Super Rad! Posted June 27, 2002 Members Share Posted June 27, 2002 This is a song about a dear friend of mine who passed away. It's entitled "Dead Monkey" One day I was goin' for a swim I got to the pool and you know what I saw? A monkey, thats right, a monkey... AND IT WAS DEAD!! Brown hairy primate Lying face-down in the pool Waterlogged and bloated, Damn what a fool Dead monkey in the pool No bananas for him That monkey's dead Didn't know how to swim... WELL THAT SUCKS FOR HIM!! Next day they cleaned up the monkey corpse I wanted to take a swim so I went to the pool When I got there I looked down and said: Aw man, that's not cool... THERE'S ANOTHER DEAD MONKEY IN THE POOL!! Brown hairy primate Lying face-down in the pool Waterlogged and bloated, Damn what a fool Dead monkey in the pool No bananas for him That monkey's dead Didn't know how to swim... WELL THAT SUCKS FOR HIM!! (little interlude thingy with music and two people talking) -Hey man what happened here? -Ah, there's a dead monkey in the pool -So like, what happened man? -That monkey {censored}in' DIED (ied)DIED died DIED died That monkey's {censored}in' DEAD dead DEAD dead DEAD dead Its written goofy, but the way its sung it goes really smoothly. P.S.- This song isn't really about a dead friend of mine. I just think that's funny to say because it's about a dead monkey. And monkeys are funny, especially dead ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uze Soap Posted June 27, 2002 Members Share Posted June 27, 2002 Damn straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cool_E Posted June 27, 2002 Members Share Posted June 27, 2002 It'll be an instant classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonic Boy Posted June 27, 2002 Members Share Posted June 27, 2002 I bet that monkey is gone to heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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