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The Anchovy Song (a dig at vegetarians)


Clawhammer

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This is a goofy rap over a funk beat, tell me what you think:

 

Youre just a swimmin in the ocean

Then there was a great commotion

They put you on a pizza

Then a big ol fat lady eats ya

 

Then to make matters worse

they put them in a can

You see its the Anchovy curse

they treat them like spam

 

We dont have to eat em

in the sea they should stay

... you see, normal people

cant stand them anyway

 

Each one has a mother

who would cry if they were dead

so givem a break and eat

a vegetarian instead

 

OUTRO

So, if we kill off the anchovy, until it is extinct, and dead

we may have this burden on our head.

For these little fish they may contain

a miracle drug to cure a cancer in your brain.

Or for rickets, AIDS, or the common cold,

hell... the anchovy might even keep you from getting old.

So to waste them on a pizza would be a crying shame,

Cause everyone knows they taste like {censored}!

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Heres a mp3 page w/ the song but only the intro unfortunately...

http://mosspiglets.com/mp3.html

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