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I challenge someone to a "rap off"


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I'll start:

 

Your momma's so fat

She ate your cat

Your dad's so thin

He can't eat a pin

 

So {censored} off to Asia

And get some cheap slut

Get outta my backyard Punk

 

Yo' a fat git

Yo' smell worse than a monkey's armpit

Yo' sis is a slapper

And I'm a quality rapper...

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you a punk with cheap cologne

go home

leave me alone

eat this bone

smoke the pipe of hype and hypocrisy

don't tell me you're fly

you're nobody why

don't you just quit trying

to rap with the rhyme king.

Hear me sing my thing.

 

huh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D :D :D :D :D

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all this crackin's got me wishin

for some serious dishin' out

of somethin' worthwhile,

so damn bad i had to smile, at you

 

need a fix of lyrics, intellect

i'm wishful thinkin', gotta go,

keep up the searchin,

take up drinkin, stomach lurchin

 

from this, -up to my capacity,

the word in my mind's stuck- atrocity

white girls can't rap, i heard them say

never mind, i don't mind, i kicked your ass today.

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Originally posted by staceyv

all this crackin's got me wishin

for some serious dishin' out

of somethin' worthwhile,

so damn bad i had to smile, at you


need a fix of lyrics, intellect

i'm wishful thinkin', gotta go,

keep up the searchin,

take up drinkin, stomach lurchin


from this, -up to my capacity,

the word in my mind's stuck- atrocity

white girls can't rap, i heard them say

never mind, i don't mind, i kicked your ass today.

 

Nice work, you win! :(

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Looks like a three-way tie, so far. We'll have to chop up the trophy into three pieces.

 

See you all at the ceremony. I'll be presenting.

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