Members frtbzz Posted July 29, 2009 Members Share Posted July 29, 2009 Guts or Balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frtbzz Posted July 29, 2009 Author Members Share Posted July 29, 2009 What? No ones married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted July 29, 2009 Members Share Posted July 29, 2009 Seen this a long time ago, still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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