I pooped diarrhea on my balls this morning. I tried wiping them( like my ass) but it just smeared all over. So I got into the shower... then the water turned Brown. EW, I know. So I just started the day over.
^ all the virgins are male virgins.
thats fine... as long as they're clean and have no body hair.
Wow, I hope my wife dont see this lol
And If I win on that note I might kill myself
I win, my prize is
28 fixed virgins, that just turned 18. (that are into porn)
unlimited taco bell
free porn
unlimited coke
unlimited E-bay gift card
1969 Mach 1, 428 super cobra jet:eek:
and 1 big house on the ocean, with 1 big bedroom, 1 studio and 1 bathroom.
Thank you for playing.