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Originally posted by Devius This will probably be the saddest groupie story you'll ever read: I was coming home from a friend's house and I had my guitar with me as I'd been to band practice earlier that day. So, I stand at this busstop waiting for my bus when these two thin rock-type girls, 16-17 or so, come over and say something to me. I go "Huh?" and take off my headphones. They ask me where I'm going. "To the centrum" I say. "Oh, what are you gonna do there?" "Just headin' home." Then the prettier girl tells me she saw my band earlier that month at a club where we really played earlier that month. Then they proceed to ask for my autograph which is very funny because we're an unknown band at this time. Well, trying to hold back the laughter I say sure, and then they give me the papers from their cigarette packs and a make up pen. I ask their names and give them my autographs. Now, note that at this time I was madly in love with my then-girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend, and that at that time I was supposed to move in together with her. I'm not a cheater. Alas! Anyway, as I give them back the make up pen and the autographs both girls reach into their pockets and show me two condoms. They say "These are getting old, could you help us?" At that time my mind was screaming "This kind of stuff doesn't happen to me! I'm just a guitarist in an unknown rock-band!" while I had to politely decline the amazing offer, hopped on my bus and went home to my girlfriend. Now I wish I'd just banged the hell out of these two girls. One was average-looking but slim, the other one was just plain hot even though they were so young. A week later I dumped my girlfriend and felt stupid for not helping these two poor lasses. Damn... DOH!!!!

Man I'm on my way over the USA!!!....I wish....