Change it to the {censored}ing hcef fat bastard thread, and I could join. I really need to lose some weight, but I'm {censored}ing lazy. That probably doesn't help you, but I knew this girl who started doing meth, and she lost a {censored} load of weight, so you can maybe try that. If you want the half-assed version, you could get some diet pills, but that's only if you want to do it half-assed.